New Celebs Go Dating

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Has anyone else seen the line up for the new series?!

Lady C will be entertaining but other then that I'm disappointed. Seems like it's just a show for ex Love Islanders to get more fame. And Lee Ryan

I'm really struggling to warm to Nathan, I've not watched Geordie shore so idk anything of him but not my cup of tea!

Same here with Nathan, he is in love with himself as well and he dictates the dates, it’s all about him

I can't believe how much work Nathan has had done too, it's so strange they all look like clones of each other!

I think I'm alone in disliking Tom.

His innuendo laden speech in a fake accent is one thing, but he appears to have no concept of personal space.
Those awful, open armed, full body hugs he tries to give everyone who enters the building are nauseating. I would be leaning well back and offering him a handshake!

I dislike Tom too Starksforthewin. I liked him in the first couple of series but he seems to have ramped up the campiness and innuendo and he's been given more of a starting role now. I fast forward most of the reception bits now.

It's not okay for a straight man to make such gross innuendos but for some reason it's deemed okay for a gay man to do it. Similar to the way Megan told one of the girls she had "great tits". Not okay.

I reckon Tom is so good at his Essex accent because that’s his real voice and the posh fake accent is all put on!

Jermaine is so... I can’t put my finger on the right word he’s a letch but like a childish one??

Charlotte in 5 years time....

Lee's date is the reason why photo shop apps and filters should be banned, no-one looks like they really do in photos any more!! Except me...I generally look worse in photos

Not even sure why this couples counselling is happening, Charlotte and Josh deserve each other (I remember him in ex on the beach, he was gross). Hope we don't get any more couples in for it.

Jermaine reminds me of the men I used to go for, total bastards that don’t even pretend not to be. You live you learn.

However this series has inspired me to take this pic and tits’s ones to Transform (other clinics are available) and pay to become more desirable. How much do you think it’ll set me back to get Marbs-ready?

Also thought of a partial lobotomy while there to ensure I’ll never understand any of Tom’s vocab or exert any brain matter at all cause that’s endearing right??

I don’t believe for a minute that Josh didn’t know what cleanliness meant.

Why do they do it?

Jermaine is vile.

And when Megan said something about getting her "titties" out. Is there any need to be so yuck??

Arghh hollys that show used to scare the shit out of me when I was little!!!

Megan needs to bore off she brings nothing to the show and her ‘flirting’ is cringe.
Felt sorry for those lads getting getting sacked off so megs and Demi could go play lesbians for 5 mins

In the Daily Mail then apparently Megan and Demi are all over and Megan was photographed crying outside a pub, Demi finished with her, I thought MBH was just using Demi but tears say otherwise!

It must be really hard find someone to be in a relationship with when everything is about what's on the outside, and that's what it seems like with all of these 'celebs'. I can't imagine any of them being in relationships with anyone because they're all so self obsessed.

I don't like to judge women by their appearance, but I felt really sad looking at LG, MBH, CS and DS all sitting on the sofa together. They all look like they need a good scrub and some deflation. I'm angry that this is what they're told is desirable and angry that they're perpetuating that message. And, while I'm sure they are intelligent, that side of them is never seen. It's all so superficial.

Has Demi had work done? I don’t think she has but she wears far too much makeup and it’s not the right colours for her skin and hair, and being a makeup artist then she should know this.

Chloe and Lauren aren’t of the generation that follows all that fake look stuff, especially Chloe, but then that’s what being on the TV does to some people, and you can imagine some of the nasty comments that people write about them and they can’t help but read it. When you look at Chloe back when she was first in Towie then she did look sort of awful, like a stick with 2 balloons stuck to her and the Essex accent didn’t help, she came across really thick.

Pretty sure she's had lip fillers, cheek fillers, nose job and Botox. Not the boobs because they're out of fashion atm.

Wow she looks completely different! Think they are all going to age so badly with this work they've had. At least Lee Ryan from Blue hasn't had anything done, well nothing noticeable anyway!

I was reading up on all the CGD contestants today and I didn’t realise that Lee was a total cunt to women, he has been violent to his little boy’s mum although they’re ‘the best of pals now’

Yeah what was I thinking when I thought Demi hadn’t had any work done!

I agree about big fake boobs not being quite in yet, hence no boob job from Demi, what are all these ‘stars’ going to do when the natural look comes back in, because it will, and small bums come back in?!

I get following the fashion with clothes and certain trends makeup but you don’t alter your body just for fashion!

I was thinking that as much as I’ve said that I disliked MBH then out of all the girls on this series, then she is the most polite to get dates, CD, DS and LG have been really rude to theirs and they definitely seem to think that their dates should worship them, MBH has sort of been the opposite, I feel for her a little now.

Does anyone else think that CS is now going to be in Jimmy Carr’s line of fire when he’s next on TV?! She proclaimed that his banter isn’t as good as hers! Pfft, have the Essex lot just learned the word banter because they don’t all half go on about it constantly, and CS doesn’t bloody have any, she is just rude to her dates and that ain’t banter.

Yes. Lee is a charmer. He also made some dickish comment after 9/11 about elephants 🤦‍♀️

Yeah I read his 9/11 comments, he said “this New York 9/11 thing has been blown out of proportion (ffs buildings were blown up) and we have issues with whales being exploited”, was he on drugs ffs????

Even if that's what you genuinely believed, you would surely know that it wouldn't really be supported if you voiced it. Nutter.
www.nme.com/news/music/blue-15-1374549

I just think that there’s no way Lee had all the fact about 9/11, surely nobody is that stupid?!...tbh is he is that stupid really!

He didn’t mean it and his words got mixed up! Erm okay Lee

It was a few weeks after 9/11 that he said it , though, so obviously knew what happened

What an arss! He doesn’t half talk rubbish on his dates and he ain’t good looking either.