New Celebs Go Dating

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Has anyone else seen the line up for the new series?!

Lady C will be entertaining but other then that I'm disappointed. Seems like it's just a show for ex Love Islanders to get more fame. And Lee Ryan

I didn't like Megan on Love Island last year at all. Said she never had any girl friends ever which tells me she's the issue....

‘Body positivity’? Megan!? Ha! She’s had so much surgery her body isn’t even hers anymore! How can she preach ‘love your own body’ when she doesn’t even love her own!

Exactly what I thought!

I am crying with laughter at Lee Ryan from Blue he just has not got a clue how did he ever manage to have a child with someone!!?

I'm not buying Megan at all. She's not bisexual. She's doing that thing that desperate women do. You know play gay to get a mans attention. It's just so fake and I didn't mind her on Love Island. She seems to speak/react very slowly which makes me think she's not too bright or on some sort of medication.
Lee Ryan was well and truly punching above his weight there with that girl he asked out. She was stunning.

Thank god Lee Ryan has a fantastic voice because he is thick as....

Rob Beckett (the commentator) makes this show....bloody hysterical.

What is with Lauren always talking about Mark though. I don't get it. To be fair I don't buy the whole Mark and Michelle happy marriage either but it's none of her (or my) business!!!

I think to be fair Lauren always gets asked- she could say no comment but she prob wouldnt get any further interviews.

On a side note Id quite like Mark & Michelle to split, way too smug a couple imo. Her inability to admit her nose job, boob job and her sun bed obsession really irks me.

I am definitely not a fan of Mark and he treated Lauren like shit on TOWIE I just think she shouldn't mention him it's making her look like she's obsessed with him!
I find the whole Wright family very unpleasant and up themselves!
Agree about Michelle she is stunning but clearly had work done

Goodness Lauren looks rather different these days.

Lauren’s features are balloon- like she’s like a dolmio puppet!

As annoying as Megan is, her date was awful and really pushing her to drink and way too bossy I’d hate that! Imagine it was a bloke trying to shove all those shots down her throat

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I enjoy a good bit of Botox so I'm not against but what has Lauren done to her face? And voice?

Lee Ryan...bless him, he's not the full ticket is he?

Just watching last night's - where have I seen Lee's date before, Sarah from Wakefield??
And Lady C's date was really familiar too

I really feel sorry for Lauren now. I had no idea her mum gave her to her dad when she was 4, that's so sad.

Same that’s really sad for her

Didn’t realise Megan and Wes split cos he was sexting another LI contestant, wonder who that was. I’m off to google....

Can’t find out who it was but Megan is apparently dating Demi Sims from TOWIE.

I read that it was Amber Davies. Can't remember where though so it's probably bollocks.

I'm in cringe mode as soon as Lauren appears....where is she at judging guys on their looks when she's done that to her face? Did feel for her when the bloke was doing that MC thing in the restaurant tho...argh....

Wes was sexting Arabella www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9688983/wes-nelson-romance-arabella-chi-pictured-love-island/

I'm sure I've seen the girl that Megan dated (the second one who was quite mouthy) before, maybe on first dates?

Let's face it, I'm mostly here for Tom...and then also mostly for Beckett's commentary...oh heck did I forget to mention Paul, I'm very there for Paul....

I think Wes was texting Amber Davies as well. He is a complete weasel but she's not much better either! I don't think Megan is an angel though

I just can't warm to Megan! Only watching for Rob Beckett too!

Caught up with the week now and have to mention Jack’s date Chloe from Essex (seems there was an explosion of Chloes born in Essex over 20 yrs ago). He said she looked lovely/a sort? Really?

Do blokes now just see mad brows, lashes and lips on an ordinary person and think that = attractive? The Italian girl was so much nicer and he got all butt-hurt over her explanation of her tattoo - massive ego going on there.

Who knew Lee R was so ditzy and actually a bit of a geek.

Nathan’s another one with a massive ego, dictating to his dates, gives me the creeps.

Loving Lady C.

There’s a real delay with Megan’s conversation as she processes things. Wouldn’t think her IQ was in the triple digits.

Lauren’s childhood sounded awful but she has totally ruined herself with all the procedures. Hope she stops and works on her inner self instead.

Also hands off Paul Tits he’s mine. And you Beckett if you’re reading.

Ah that’s better. As you were.

The amount of makeup on Chloe (Jack's date) is quite scary, don't even get me started on the dips...I can't call them lips so have decided to contract 'duck lips' actually might call them dups...or perhaps just plain grim oh god just realised her lower face reminds me of those horrible masks that ventriloquists put on people and work...

I don’t like Megan and I too thought that she just said that she was bisexual because it’s trendy, I think half the celebs that say they are bi just want attention, especially the younger ones.

Ok so this is the first time I've ever watched this & I absolutely love Tom Read Wilson! There's something strangely mesmerising about him. Lady C is also mesmerising, it's the accent I think. Other than that, they're all twats really, esp Lee. Actually I love Nathan.