Tennis Thread: who will (Arc de) Triomphe in Paris? It's going to be Eiffel-y exciting! The French Open is almost here!

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Sorry, couldn't resist!

Bring on RG!

Well, Stan is nicely crumpled.

Fed still looks like a UPS driver (I saw him described as that on FB- made me laugh).

First Greggs, now UPS.

Just got in, put tv on ....and of course, as predicted, ITV have Konta on

I don't want to watch Fed but I do want to watch the

Maybe Fed’s trying out alternative careers for when he retires . I’d love to see him serving vegan sausage rolls in Greggs.

The brown shirt has also been described as turd like - I’m not sure that Anna Wintour would approve. Uniqlo must be paying him a lot of money.

UPS driver
Poor Roger. Between that and old Bertie Bassett, I don't think Uniqlo have done too well with their kits this year. Mind you, neither has Nike.

Not able to watch so relying on you all to keep me up to date with the important stuff!!

Obviously, I don't know what it's like on Lenglen but Chatriere is packed to the rafters.....with empty seats! The Parisians are clearly still at lunch! How do they eat so much and yet stay so slim and chic?

Cigarettes? I think smoking is still allowed at RG

Some journalists have been complaining that smoking was allowed on kids day. Probably not in the actual seats though.

Remember that tennis player who used to smoke - he played Pete Sampras at Wimbledon once - Kirsten Braasch?!

This is my favourite UPS driver. He takes selfies with all the dogs he meets on his rounds.

Fizzy oh Uniqlo are paying him A LOT of money. And for a long time. It's one of the reasons he left Nike- they refused to carry on his contract beyond retirement- Fed argued he's a big enough ego draw that he would still carry the brand even when he's not playing.

In the end, Nike is bigger, even than Fed.

What - is Rog having a quick drag between points private ?

Private We nearly need a new thread!

You did so well with the last fromage-y title!

the secret of his success

Do you want me to start another one? I shall say this only once: I'm out of puns though

That would cause a stir , wouldn't it? Fed smoking.

Djok would faint, dead away .

Konta is a break up but I can't watch her dire service prep.
Off to make a sandwich for lunch.

Yes please

I'm having a very unhealthy lunch of toast with raspberry jam which the dog is eyeing up.

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Allo allo Private - I’m sure you can come up with something

Isn’t Fed’s contract with Uniqlo something to do with the upcoming Olympics as well Raahh?

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