Erinsborough spoilers - Snog, Marry, Avoid - is there anyone left for Mark? Are Finn and Dee for real? Can we finally have some decent newbies?

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Can I be any more clear?

Here lies all the gossip we know!!

I’m sure you all knew this already but Rebecca is going to date Gary too. It was bad enough with Gail.

Ugj

middle he does know about his kids, apparently the calls he is getting this week are the start of the ‘Pierce’s youthful mistakes’ i.e teenage kids storyline. Ebony is calling him because Hendrix is harassing her online, and the kids’ mother Lisa is also calling him, then Hendrix turns up randomly in Melbourne and Pierce hides him in his suite
I think I know why Leo leaves under a cloud too, it’s because he’s part of the plotting between all Paul’s ex-wives to break up Paul and Terese.

Rebecca is going to date Gary too.

Eww. Just why?! I've just been reading the "glitch in the matrix" thread & this is like that... Gary's dating his ex-fiancés' plural dad's/fiancé's ex-wife, or apparently ex-wives. Just before his ex-fiancé's dad marries his ex-fiancé. A wedding at which his son will be attending as the date of his ex-fiancé. Also, the bride, his ex-fiancé, is the almost-ex-fiancé of the groom's son.

I feel a fresh who's related to who "family" tree coming on...

Have I got them all? All the current/soon-to-be on-screen characters, plus Piper for family-interrelational completeness...?

Who's next? Gary & Lyn? Piper's going to come back for a fling with Kyle? Lyn/Rebecca/Gail & Leo?!?! There aren't that many options left tbh, unless some of the characters do an Elly & suddenly realise they're bisexual... Sort of... For one person... Maybe... Who cares knows?! I'm so glad that Chloe called that off!

It seems David was at the vineyard too so it is really giving off wedding vibes...

I just don’t get how we’re supposed to believe either of them would want to date Gary...

I'm struggling more with Mark sleeping with someone young enough to be his kid for whom he's in the middle of an investigation!! And all the double entendres about crotch. Would be fine if she was maybe even 5 yrs older 🤮

I was shouting at the TV yesterday. Usually I watch it during the day when DH is at work but I didn't get a chance. He pointed out that I didn't have to keep watching it if Marxy were upsetting me. It's just icky!

I'm actually at the point of wishing he gets found out & sacked again for being unprofessional. Then he can have yet another breakdown & leave to "find himself" or go to visit Tyler/their mum & not return.

I reckon something blowing up with Rox is what will cause his departure. It would be bad enough if he wasn't on an active case for her, or if he was and she was a grown up (given she's as mature as frigging Yashvi!). Even the smutty double entendres would be fine if it was say Amy

So it looks like it take Pierce and Chloe a while to get together unless she’s already with him and kissing someone else. Knowing Neighbours it’s probably hhis son.

Leo is leaving the week after next. He leaves town because Paul finds out that the ex-wives conspiracy was masterminded by Elle and Leo helped her. We will briefly see Elle again By the sounds of it, it’s not a bitter ex-wives convention but maybe a test to see if Paul and Terese can withstand the pressure? Not sure of details yet, but Paul and Terese do get married that week in a chapel in Queensland

Read that as Elly and though bloody hell, has she not got enough going on!

Ok this looks one the wedding filmed on 31st July.

Seems a bit much to have two weddings so close together so the vineyard thing must be something else but lots of random people. Maybe a proposal from Pierce to Chloe? That with her saying she kissed two people in one day the other day could add up. They love a bit of emotional conflict.

I’m probably way off and it’s just another event.

Ok wait neither are the wedding. So what are they!?!

www.digitalspy.com/soaps/neighbours/g28878464/neighbours-spoiler-pictures-paul-robinson-terese-willis-wedding/

Oh forgot the photo on the first post. Toadie, Hendrix, Aaron and Pierce filmed by Chloe.

They have wedding type button holes...

middle ooh that looks interesting maybe Mark has a whirlwind romance and wedding and that’s how he leaves

Or weren’t they filming some Melbourne Cup stuff in late July? Maybe this is related.

I don’t think that would explain the buttonholes

middle that’s what I thought, but this photo was taken on the same date and Aaron is wearing a yellow rose, which is apparently the signature flower of the Melbourne Cup so 🤷‍♀️

Oh ok. That makes sense then.

It's for the wedding of Marxy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💒

Will it be real Elle popping up for an episode?

Mark and Roxy just doesn't make sense to me

Hopefully Chloe will stop faffing about and just get back together with Pierce.

Who is Mckenzie? Do we know?