Erinsborough spoilers - Snog, Marry, Avoid - is there anyone left for Mark? Are Finn and Dee for real? Can we finally have some decent newbies?

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New thread for spoilers.

Can I be any more clear?

Here lies all the gossip we know!!

Wonder if Mark is leaving so the actor can spend time with his wife and new baby? I'm glad he's not as unlucky in real life.

Or he's fed up of his miserable life!!

I hope his leaving doesn't give Chelly the go ahead

Baby number two and literally no one else to propose to... and being in the dog house after the strip club incident

@middle strip club incident? Have I missed something?

I wondered the same but it wouldn't let me post earlier, which strip club?

The actor I think? Not Mark.

Sorry! Yes, the actor got into an argument with a stripper at a strip club and she threw a glass bottle at him which cut his lip. He probably proposed with a sixth hand ring.

hope his leaving doesn't give Chelly the go ahead
Elly and Chloe kiss next week when they go on a date. They give things a go but I don’t know how long they last. I still think Chloe and Pierce get together in the future, maybe in a couple of months.

Hope so. He did an interview saying he saw what was going on between them and steps back

I can imagine it’s more timely for them to get together either right before his kids come back or as a result of his kids coming back

Mark and Roxy hook up the week after next.
I despair.....

Well I dunno, he's due some kind of crisis and she clearly likes older men

i really don't like the chloe and Ellie story line.
it seems really ham fisted and annoying.
I wanted Chloe to get with Pierce. if only because he might take his shirt off more.
the idea that Chloe would hook up with Ellie after how Ellie hurt Mark is so ODD

sleeping good point. It’s a drunken hook-up at the Back Lane Bar on his birthday. Maybe she’ll get pregnant....
Not sure how it can go anywhere as Mark is leaving, maybe it’s just a one night thing, but apparently Harlow blackmails Roxy over it. I’m not sure how, they’ve done nothing wrong.

Oh she's turning into her Grandaddys g-kid alright. Maybe Roxy just doesn't want to let Therese down again by having a one night stand.
. Tbf, I can't blame her and her taste has improved since ugly Vance

Mark and Roxy? That's just all kinds of wrong.

No. Don't like that all.

Maybe it’s a catalyst for him eventually leaving. Like he’s acting out of character for a bit then it’s “there’s nothing here for me and I live in a house on my own” or maybe he just yeh becomes her friend and she moves in? Although she’s a bit messy for him...

I have this for you today. This must result in a dance off...

I can foresee David & Aaron on that. It'll be painful.

Mark's always had a thing for women around 20. Kate & Paige were both about 20. Most people are attracted to older people as they age... Maybe Mark just has some creepy fetish for young women. Steph was older than him but never seemed like a comfortable relationship. I guess Sonya was a similar age but unavailable & I'd all but forgotten he was even with Elly because that also seemed a bit forced & "I need someone to buy engagements rings for."

So will we get a new family moving into Mark's then?

Really needs it, it's all a bit incestuous

So today a lot of people are filming at a vineyard. Whether it’s for the building only or the vines too, who knows? I wonder if it could be a wedding...

Definitely there are the following characters: Terese, Bea, Chloe, Kyle and Benjamin Turland who we think in Pierce’s son. It’s an odd mix of characters so there must be others there too. Maybe Paul and Terese’s wedding? Bea singing, Kyle there with Amy, Pierce obviously there too.

What do you guys think?

Vineyard says Pierce-related to me. Do we know when Pierce's children are supposed to arrive? Perhaps Pierce lets Paul & Terese get married at his vineyard & his son turns up there trying to get daddy's attention.

That sounds likely. I can’t reme what Pierce said re kids to Amy at the music festival but it didn’t really sound like he had any. Does he know he’s a dad? Or maybe they are nephews? 🤷🏽‍♀️

So long as there is no cringy dancing in the vineyard this time!