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EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 23/04/2019 10:34

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

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LaLaLamp · 02/05/2019 23:55

what was it that Sean kept looking at in the locked up barn thing - a mirror?

nancy75 · 03/05/2019 00:35

Sean was looking at shotguns in the barn, guessing he’s going to try to kill himself

The80sweregreat · 03/05/2019 06:56

its a wonder that old banger Sean had was able to get to the place where they stayed, it looked very rural indeed and yes, a bit like the Withnail and I farm house. It was funny how he kept 'rolling his eyes' at his mums ramblings.
Bernie is still in love with Tiffany - it was nice to see the youngsters having fun though and Tiffany does bring out the best in Keegan too.
Brooke is very pretty i think, which probably means she is another ' baddie' or something!
Adam is so creepy - he isnt a newly qualified dentist, so why doesnt he have his own place? i am glad that Lola stuck up for her pops.
Billy doesnt look 60 at all.
i hope Jean doesnt die alone in that remote place - she deserves better.

dogsdinnerlady · 03/05/2019 07:33

Who rents out a holiday home and leaves shotguns in the cabinet? Police would take his licence away. I know SoD is a loon but how does he stand Jean? When she was wittering on about peardrops I would happily have shoved the whole bag down her throat to shut her up.

SoupDragon · 03/05/2019 07:48

Jean won't die there. She is too big a character to just fade away in a dodgy farm house. She'll get special music and everything.

SoupDragon · 03/05/2019 07:50

Billy doesnt look 60 at all.

Out of curiosity, I googled. Perry Fenwick is 56.

dogsdinnerlady · 03/05/2019 07:55

Billy keeps the years at bay by dyeing his hair.

Mrsjayy · 03/05/2019 08:30

Triva alert! Kathy Burke's Perry (kevin &Perry) is named after Perry Fewick, they were at drama school together.

Gatoadigrado · 03/05/2019 08:34

Sean is properly insane! Still bloody gorgeous though

The80sweregreat · 03/05/2019 09:10

Whenever I see anyone chopping logs it reminds me of the film ' did you hear about the Morgan's?' When Hugh Grant tried to chop the logs and the axe got stuck ! The woman was able to chop them up , no problem at all.
You would think that the owners would have some wood nicely cut up already in a wicker basket for them to use next to the wood burning fire! ( only two stars on trip advisor there)
Stacey knows they have ' gone away' too. You would think she would have advised her mum against it given his background!
Maybe they will have to rescue her ( again)

The80sweregreat · 03/05/2019 09:21

Does anyone notice that Jean only ever speaks about ' the good times?'
She had a terrible life with their dad and mental health issues/ bi polar and the 'nice ' allotment guy she went off with also turned out to be nasty in the end ( so it's hinted at) yet it's all ' good times with petronella in the caravan and pear drops in the car to the beach'. It's her way of coping I suppose , but goes to show how much her life was a mess too! She covers up and airbrushes the bad stuff. She is a complex character.

Mrsjayy · 03/05/2019 09:29

It is how she copes I think she feels so guilty about her illness everything her children especially stacy went through that she is airy fairy and clings on to the good times!

Mrsjayy · 03/05/2019 09:31

My Aunt has Bi polar and is very like jean

ILoveMaxiBondi · 03/05/2019 09:31

Jean reminds me of my Ex’s mum. She is in an abusive marriage since her teens. But forever paints a smile on. If her DH is being a moody bastard you can see her brain ticking over and then she’ll start talking about some funny event/memory from when the kids were small and her DH is the hero of the story. It’s really sad.

Trippedupagain · 03/05/2019 09:33

Tiffany and Keegan - I was very happy to see them both just being normal teenagers having a laugh for once. Sometimes you just want to see those EE folk happy don't you? Mind you, the farmhouse getaway was a brilliantly mad turn of events as well!

The80sweregreat · 03/05/2019 09:49

Where did they find this farmhouse ? Sean shows up out of nowhere with a U.K. registered car so he must have been living somewhere before? Doing what ? A log cutting course ?

It was funny when she said about the pickalli ( which is the 'devils food' in my book) and how he would have missed it in Ibiza! One good reason to live there I suppose.

Mrsjayy · 03/05/2019 10:07

Sean is posh now maybe he is an artisan wood carver makes tables and owls Grin

The80sweregreat · 03/05/2019 10:13

Mrsjayy! Can you imagine 'hard nut ex army killer ' Sean making novelty animals out of wood? He'll be on 'country file 'next week showing off his crafts for sale in some wildlife farm type place : only 10.99 or two for 20 pounds.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 03/05/2019 10:18

Doing what ? A log cutting course ?

Grin
iknowimcoming · 03/05/2019 12:18

Dubious rural farmhouse must surely be located on the very edge of murdery woods no? Grin

Also I agree Sean appears to be building up to taking his own life, but what a shit thing to do to his seriously ill mother, clear his conscience by confessing to killing her husband then take her away somewhere remote and kill himself leaving her ill and alone? If this happens Stacey was right about him wasn't she? (I do know it's not really real btw) Grin

cheesewitheverything · 03/05/2019 13:40

They won't have Sean taking his own life, surely? He will maybe just disappear, or possibly come back with the first aid kit from the well equipped bathroom and sew her up. I like the way Jean just tried to ignore it and pretend it hadn't happened when she injured her leg! I sort of identified with that, because after not seeing your DS for ten years you wouldn't want to cut it short by an A and E scenario, would you? And she's had enough of hospitals for now. But she should go to one, definitely. This is where we find the car won't start and there is no phone signal at murdery farmhouse I suppose!

dogsdinnerlady · 03/05/2019 13:54

It's piccalilli....sorry, my inner pedant won't let that one go!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 03/05/2019 13:58

Yes Sean’s fault his dad died. Think he hit him and then brain blood clot

Was Sean in Ibiza. Or prison ?

Ifbilly is 60. How old is honey. Mid 40? So 15yrs uou her or so

How did he get honey in the first place. She must have been 20 Ian and he 40

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 03/05/2019 13:59

I'm sure Steve Owen buried Saskia (if smoking don't kill ya the ashtray will) in the Murdery Woods and they said it was in Epping.
And always the same fox howl sound effects .

I haven't watched since Chantelle told them she couldn't do Full Time a the new salon (I think this was St Patricks Day ) I have a lot to catch up on, but having read through these updates , I am up to speed (so I'll give it a miss)

iknowimcoming · 03/05/2019 14:05

70isa - I was wondering how many people have ended up in murdery woods? Saskia then. Max (buried alive) lucy Beale, roxy/Amy/Ronnie (in the lake) ray (killed about 20 times) there must be loads more

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