Sam & Billie - The Mummy Diaries #2.0

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Oh can you imagine being with a man like Big Paul! I’ve met more dynamic jelly babies.

Loved the wedding. Billie looked outstanding and Greg looked great too.

Sams so desperate for marriage isn't she 🙈 she's not subtle at all.

The more I see if Big Paul, the more I despair.
What is he for exactly?
He's like a useless, lumped, oafy big manchild.
Sam annoys me too though, going along with it.

I came here to see if anyone was talking about Paul saying how relieved he was that Sam didn't catch the bouquet. He said he said "yes!" to himself at the time or something. I just think thats such a hurtful thing to say. I'm not sure I'd want to be with someone who so overtly despises the idea of spending his life with the mother of his two children long term. It feels like he has a 5 year plan to get out of there.

It's really bizarre! I just don't get any 'oh I really love her' vibes from Big Paul.

I wonder what Gaynor thinks, especially as she is so religious.

Trivia alert! I hated Greg's black shoes with his light suit. Really jarring in the photos.

I think the kids were whinging and clingy because of the journey, the heat, the lack of any discernible routine, dozens of people in their faces and oh did I mention the heat? No sun hats in sight.

I would be whinging if I was left sitting in that heat for an hour, fully dressed and no shade.
I felt Billie should have had a quieter and calmer getting ready area. It looked like a zoo, no wonder she was late.

Havent watched properly (ffs, why am I watching this shit?) but didn't Billie and or Sam said something along the lines of if other holiday makers had an issue, it was a big enough island to avoid them (the chavs). Nothing about destroying the 'Resort' holiday normal people had paid megabucks for i.e. facilities advertised - bar, restaurants etc. Wouldn't be expected to be unable to access because chavs.

I'm like you MrsCatE I have no idea why I watch this programme. Maybe light relief. Sometimes it's a bit 'car crash' and one can't look away!

I've always thought Baby/Little Paul is a delightful child. I hope he gets more opportunities to mix with other children as he had the time of his life at that play school.

Poor Sam really deserves so much better. Paul is just vile towards her. You can see she is not comfortable around him and is desperate for his affection and love. He really does not love her at all. The hurtful comments and put downs are hard to watch. Sam just smiles and tries to make out he is just joking but its clear for everyone to see she is heartbroken and dies just a little bit more each time he says the nasty things he does. She is beautiful and a fantastic mother and she really needs to tell him to fuck off. He is a giant baby and the way he babies little Paul is ridiculous. Poor Rosie is just "there" and neither of them seem to give her any attention and she certainly doesnt get the love little Paul gets . She gets banished to the small box room having been sleep trained whilst Paul is allowed to sleep with his dad and can go to bed when he likes ? Beggars belief ! Anyways I cant see another series lasting as they dont have any storylines unless Billie or Sam gets pregnant. It's clear Paul ain't gunna propose anytime soon !!

Poor Sam thought catching the bouquet would have magical unicorn legal powers to force Paul into marrying her! Bless!

Paul and Sam splitting would be a great storyline...
Far better than them getting engaged anyways!!
Paul is a useless lump, and Sam needs to get rid.

She does. She deserves her own Greg. I don't know how she can muster any sexual feelings for Paul. It's unattractive enough when a man can't pull his finger out for his kids nor respect the mother of his children enough to want to wed her, but the juvenile whooping about not catching the wedding bouquet and how he just sits there laughing like a greying virgin who doesn't know how to be around women seals the deal. Ship him out Sam he'll be happier in his mum's spare room anyway.

Yes, new series 'The dating diaries' maybe with her own dating app and clothing range for pulling, also a baby sitting agency.

#TeamSam

gaynor would send them to couples therapy before they split up. sue would be whooping at sam and sam would be devastated. paul makes her so sad, it's so horrible to see.

i cried at the wedding loads and so didn't think i would!! greg and billie (grillie?!) to rule the world forever!!!!!!!!!!

greg and billie (grillie?!) to rule the world forever!!!!!!!!!!

the poor wedding guests weren't the only ones to get a bit too much of the sun!

How lovely is Greg. They're such a good couple. Hope Sam gets that one day because it won't be with Paul.
Sam has to try and make it about her doesn't she? Ohh baby Paul is so clingy.. Blah.

Greg sounded a bit pissed and drink with every 'to Camera' that he did 😂 Next season will be a very boring moving house saga I think. They live in the what looks like a perfectly lovely and nice ordinary house in Brentwood. I dread to think how big they'll look based on how fancy Billie has become with a lot of things

I agree that next series will be their house move.
I think they might have another baby.

I can't really think what they'll do with Paul and Sam since it's obvious to everyone he doesn't want to be with her!

Has anyone seen it confirmed that there will be another series?

Usually Sam or Billie would announce on IG but I haven't seen anything yet.

I really enjoyed the Spencer and Vogue show, would be happy to see another of those, but please no more Ferne McCann. She is a chav too far.

It's been confirmed there'll be two more

The man who did the wedding was a proper plank! What was with the red sunglasses 😂😂😂

Some of their wedding guests looked quite.......lively!

I actually thought the wedding was quite sweet, and very them, that said I'd have been furious if I'd been staying there with such a large party, even if it had been a large party of silent Buddhist monks, it must have taken over the island which us not what you expect when you book.

Finally watched the wedding episode. I know Sam loves her sister but I was thinking how it must sting a little. The mummy diaries was originally just about Sam and her family. Then Billie joined and the first big special episode is about Billie and probably the wedding day Sam has always longed for.