THE VOICE- And it's the penultimate week of auditions- but which acts will have (sole) soul? ***8pm Sat 9th February***

[Raahh]

Only one week left after this, and then the judges can start getting rid of the acts they are already regretting turning for.

Place your bets on how soon into the show J-Hud will chuck a shoe? Or sing. Both will happen.

I have no idea how many acts each judge has, but no doubt we are leading up to the false tension of Will.i.am taking half of next week's show to deliberate over his last slot. .

Tonight, chez Raahh, we are having a Chinese takeaway. I will save y'all some prawn crackers.

Raahh Is our Eurovision entry any good? I watched a bit of the 'You Decide' thing but there were only 3 songs on it from what I could tell?

Will knows that Olly will regret that.

Does anyone actually want to win Olly's car?

Noisy ..erm. Lots of other people seemed to like it. I found it a bit too 'shouty power ballad'.

He won the programme with Geri Halliwell- All together now?

it was an odd concept, they did two versions of each song.

We won't win.

I think winning was off the table some time ago....

We will be lucky to get 1 point at Eurovision this year, they all bloody hate us (and the song is rubbish)

I just had a St Clements Hot Cross Bun becuase I was bored.

Can I just say, if you too are bored, do not have a St Clements Hot Cross Bun followed by a glass of wine. It's not good.

Piggy oh definitely.

I love Eurovision, though. The more cheesy the better. I'm never too fussed about the prospect of a UK winner.

The pork advert with the angry chicken is back!

Raahh I see. The not winning is a given

I don't pronounce vaginal vag eye nle.

That to me is more bothersome than anything else.

Piggy do you not? How do you pronounce it?

I loved olden days eurovision, dancing granny’s, singing milkmaids & any ridiculous acts they could find, the last couple of years have been a bit slick for me.

I always have a hangover of epic proportions after Eurovision. It makes me drink quicker.

He actually sings whilst being a waiter?

I'm glad I don't live near BIF.

Am chuckling a little that we're pondering the pronunciation of 'vaginal' rather than excitedly discussing The Voice

Wtf is a singing waiter? It sounds annoying

Have a feeling this guy would give a lot of people indigestion!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Piggy last year was the first year I haven't fallen asleep pissed before the voting in a couple of years.

I ought to pace myself.

I'm bored by singing waiter, before he starts.

Vag-uh- nle With the stress on the first syllable (in fact to rhyme with syllable). It's a revelation to me that this is not the norm. But I don't go around saying it much to others tbf.

Could you choose a more done to death tune?

Many, many years ago, we had a restaurant near us where the waiting staff were on roller skates.

It freaked me out, if I'm honest.

He will do the desperate note...

Yawn.

DH is lobbing me Pick n Mix I have got distracted.

Ahh well.

Back to singing over the rib eye for you.