Great British Sewing Bee...

[BertrandRussell]

Does anyone know when it’s on?

I love Alexei's outfit. Gorgeous colours.

I think Janet's looks uninspired - but we will see.

Definitely bad darts. Nip darts!

I like that old skool sailors hornpipe costume of Janet's!

Does anybody's Alexa go mad when they talk about Alexei?

I'm looking for the nips now.

The kids looked bored already

Urgh to Leah and her representing ballet guff.

Mercedes is making another hoodie?

This is all very brave for the time available!

So is Sheila.

Yes ugh re Leah.

Mmmm . . . that's a though BoF

I don't really feel the need to look at other wimmin's boobs most of the time, but now I suppose I'll have to in the interests of accuracy.

Perhaps Patrick could wear the jumpsuit and I could gaze, entranced have a loot at his nips, instead.

Sadly it's not a photo from the back.bt it all shimmied when he moved. 7 years on and it still hangs behind his bed (the grass skirt is long gone though) 😂

Leah is a tad annoying

How can you have a dance outfit with no stretch? That's a split seam waiting to happen.

That's very impressive, Soupy!

Thank you diite - relieves me of a task I'd rather not undertake.

Wow Soup that is GOOD!

I think most traditional dance outfits are not stretch.

Yup, have decided Leah is the annoying one.

soupy that's amazing!

I feel so sorry for them when they plan the last challenge so far in advance then find it was used for the first challenge. So repeating hoodys etc.

I shall be a cow now and say that Leah's bottomed forehead is seriously annoying me. I just want to slap it.

That sequin fabric is FABULOUS. I want it right now.

Ooh Soup, brilliant outfit.

I want to see either a Morris dancing outfit or a clog dancing outfit. Missed a trick there sewers.