Emmerdale, the place you can get away with any crime.....if you're a dingle

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Will the surprise wedding go ahead

Will Debbie get away with another hideous crime in the new year

Will Daz confess instead of letting his daughter take the blame

Who can't wait to see Graham get one over on Robert and Nicola

Maya is sick in the head!

How in the seven hells can David see Mayas earring in the village hall and come up with Jacob's stealing 😶

How long is that awful Claire King going to be around. Her acting is terrible!

I hate Kim being back. Nothing about her being there makes sense and it kind of changes all the stuff that happened with Joe and Debbie.

Am SO bothered by Amy's mega-Geordie accent. She was a teenager when she came to Emmerdale, about 10 years ago, hasn't lived in Newcastle for donkey's years and she still speaks like the cast of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Also bothered by no one mentioning how awful, abusive and downright foul, Cain was to her when she was a scared pregnant teen.

And I can't even get started on Maya and Jacob. BLEURGH.

Hope Kim isn’t sticking around

There was no need for Graham to sleep with Kim, why the writers think that us viewers hate seeing couples being happy with each other and not cheating I don't know

The actress has lost loads of weight so perhaps she is sticking around, her teeth aren't newly whitened though. When Bernice came back she had roots showing, normal stained teeth and had gained a few pounds within months she was looking much younger, slimmer, better makeup and hair, teeth etc.

It would have been better if Graham had rejected Kim and gone on holiday with Megan and then Kim had to weasel her way to splitting them up. Kim seems to be back as a cardboard cut out villain, with only twirling moustachios missing, it needs more subtlety.

What exactly is the point of her? It's bad enough having to endure Maya and Jacobs wooden acting, now her! Emmerdale needs another unnatural disaster to cull a few of the locals

On classics emmerdale Kim isn’t a totally different person. She was actually pleasant and could hold a conversation about normal things instead of hissing and sneering every word.

Yes I've been surprised at how nice her and Frank are. I didn't watch regularly but had an impression that they weren't very nice back then. It's interesting to see how different reality is from my memory

She was very likeable but had a steely core! Now she's very Dynasty villain.

I don’t know why my phone changes “is” to “isn’t”! It does it every time. Very frustrating.

I meant she is a totally different person.

Yes frank wasn’t altogether a bastard either to start, or Chris!

Frank gave Dolly’s son money to spend on his visit with his dad the other day. Frank Tate- kind to children

I didn't even notice you'd put isn't instead of is Maxi

I'm loving Classic Emmerdale.

Me too! It’s like chalk and cheese comparing that and current emmerdale.

They’ve styled Kim all wrong. Her outfits look far too cheap looking and ill fitting. She looks like new money rather than what she is. Kim was never cheap. She always had great style and presence. Very chic. This Kim is all wrong.

Oooooh biggest hint yet that Joe is still alive!!!

Was that Joe??

What did Graham just say ? Sharon Marshall has said Joe really is dead though.

Maybe Sharon Marshall has said that to throw everyone off the scent of a spectacular comeback storyline.

I did wonder that.

No surely not Joe ??

I'm trying to think who else it could be. It would need to be someone we already know of otherwise noone will care enough about the storyline. Unless it's an old enemy of Kim's.

I'm so bored with Emmerdale at the moment. There isn't really a character or storyline that I care about. The return of the pantomime villainess that is Kim Tate has just about make me give up on it.

YES!!! The news I've been waiting for! Joe!!!