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Emmerdale, the place you can get away with any crime.....if you're a dingle

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ellenanora5 · 19/12/2018 19:44

Will the surprise wedding go ahead

Will Debbie get away with another hideous crime in the new year

Will Daz confess instead of letting his daughter take the blame

Who can't wait to see Graham get one over on Robert and Nicola

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MrsScamander · 26/12/2018 22:47

Is it just me or does Jessie half whisper everything she says? The scene where Marlon's on the ground in the mud all starry eyed at his surprise wedding made my teeth itch!

Amelia's the same Xmas Angry

JaneJeffer · 26/12/2018 23:31

I wonder if Robert got someone to beat up Billaay?

PremierNaps · 27/12/2018 03:03

How convenient Billy turning up on his mum's wedding day 🙄

BettyBooJustDoinTheDoo · 27/12/2018 03:24

Why did Marlon and Sam only end up 3 miles from Emmerdale when the van was going to Bristol? Did I miss something? and how come Marlon had to ask where they were considering they were only 3 miles away? I know they hardly venture further than the bus stop but that is ridiculous!

Susiesoap7 · 27/12/2018 10:33

Not liking the wedding!! Get rid of Jessie n family!
Please find bob a home lol

JaneJeffer · 27/12/2018 10:46

Jessie may be a pain in the arse but she has a couple of very good looking sons.

When the Dingles house got ransacked I was hoping Lachlan would be hiding under the table.

PrincessScarlett · 27/12/2018 11:27

Oh Jane, that would have been spectacular if Lachlan was under the table. I miss his evil ways.

Corneliawildthing · 27/12/2018 13:09

Betty I thought they had got back from Bristol very quickly too! Marlon and the dreadful Jessie are so unsuited. There is less chemistry between them that Bob and Laurel. Bob's kids are really grabby and Brenda seems to encourage them. They know hapless Bob has got no money so they should be grateful for any presents at all.

I was also wishing we'd seen the last of Daz. His character adds nothing to the programme and it's odd that Dan is sticking up for him now when he wanted rid of him in the past. He is so annoying calling her Mimi - what's that all about? Amelia has one facial expression regardless of what she is doing.

And yet I keep on watching this shite Grin

PaulHollywoodsSexGut · 27/12/2018 13:44

Amelia has one facial expression regardless of what she is doing

Yes, namely “smelling a rancid fart”.

BubonicBudgie · 27/12/2018 15:27

Is that Billay doing the Park Hampers adverts ?

ILoveMaxiBondi · 27/12/2018 15:52

When I first saw him I thought it was Katie prices ex husband.

PrincessScarlett · 27/12/2018 19:30

Why doesn't Aaron tell deluded Jessie exactly what her precious Billaay is like. She so needs knocking off her high horse. Marlon needs to chuck them both out. Surely he's not going to allow a dodgy bloke like Billaay anywhere near April.

BubonicBudgie · 27/12/2018 19:48

That's what I don't get Princess, why would Marlon let a violent thug live in his house ?

PrincessScarlett · 27/12/2018 20:12

As soon as Jessie said they come as a package Marlon should have told her April always comes first so it's over.

But I guess he wants to win worst father of the year award. I'm surprised April hasn't had her say, she's usually so outspoken about everything else.

Would be good if Carly came back now. That would put Jessie in her place.

Also, is the wedding even legal? I'm sure I heard Jessie tell Marlon they needed to make it legal at a later date so they could do the proper wedding with Paddy, Chas, Zack etc. The whole thing is a complete farce.

PaulHollywoodsSexGut · 27/12/2018 20:18

Can someone remind me what

A) did Billllaayyyyy actually DO to Aaron?
B) if he was basically the henchman of that Jason fella?

BubonicBudgie · 27/12/2018 20:18

They seem to like illegal weddings on Emmerdale. And I think surprise weddings are a form of control. I can't remember who Ellis told, that Billay was a violent thug, but I'm sure it was Marlon.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 27/12/2018 20:20

Why does Ellis look like he’s wearing someone else’s boots? Grin

ILoveMaxiBondi · 27/12/2018 20:23

I think Billay was sent down for “joint enterprise. He was part of a gang that assaulted someone. Ellis believes billay was part of the assault, Jessie believes billay was just with the gang but didn’t assault the man.

PrincessScarlett · 27/12/2018 20:37

Ellis has revealed that Billaay bullied him relentlessly when they were teenagers and allowed and encouraged his mates to bully Ellis. This is why Ellis knows Billaay is no good. Jessie refuses to believe Ellis's version of their relationship and puts it down to sibling rivalry and banter. Ellis has said Billaay and his mates made his life hell. Jessie is a terrible mother for not seeing such abuse and continues to punish Ellis for speaking out against Billaay.

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ellenanora5 · 27/12/2018 20:39

I thought the same about the boots Grin

The script writers really aren't helping us like Jessie are they, she's blind where Billay is concerned.

I thought maybe it was Cain that beat him up.

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ILoveMaxiBondi · 27/12/2018 20:44

They should have someone different beat him up every few days until the message sinks in.

southeastdweller · 27/12/2018 22:15

I'm still none the wiser about what Billaay did to Aaron in prison.

I'm on the side of Jessie - Robert deserves to be charged for GBH to Billaay.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 27/12/2018 22:29

Aaron was very vague about it. He just kept saying billay was just always there in the background.

Eastie77 · 27/12/2018 22:32

Made the mistake of watching the wedding on catch-up. What a ridiculous farce. There is less than zero chemistry between them. I didn't think a worse actress than Jessie existed until I watched the dreadful woman who played her AuntShock. Marlon is a dreadful father and April should be removed from that house of chaos.

PrincessScarlett · 27/12/2018 23:02

Southeastdweller, the reason you are none the wiser (along with the rest of us) about what Billaay did to Aaron in prison is that it would appear the writers have made the whole thing up to create more tension/storylines for Billaay and Jessie. They must think we are all stupid.

As for Robert beating up Billaay, come off it, I like Robert but he's the most unlikely character to beat up a violent thug.