Emmerdale, the place you can get away with any crime.....if you're a dingle

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Will the surprise wedding go ahead

Will Debbie get away with another hideous crime in the new year

Will Daz confess instead of letting his daughter take the blame

Who can't wait to see Graham get one over on Robert and Nicola

Kyle was adopted. Then his adopted mum died. Then it gets soooo bloody complicated, that I can't remember all the names, but it all got very weird

Typical soap then ‘it all got very weird’ 😂😂

I thought Kerry was late 30s? I'm sure she said she had Amy when she was a teenager. Teenage mums are very much a thing on Emmerdale.

I can’t wait for the Maya and Jacob story to be exposed, it makes me feel sick watching it. It’s very Notes On A Scandal if anyone has read the book or seen the film?

You’ve just said then about teenage pregnancies, you don’t think Jacob getting Maya pregnant could be a story do you?!

It's one of my favourite books! Film wasn't as good but great acting by Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett. Think it's on iPlayer at the moment.

I think we're in for a confrontation soon - villains like Maya don't stay in soaps long because the show bosses know the fans hate them (thinking of Whitney's abuser in EastEnders).

@southeastdweller completely agree, one of my fave books too, had it for years and I always pick it up for another read! DH husband always says ‘you’ve read that already’.

Kerry is 41 (42 on 20th July)
Amy is 24 (25 on 27th June)
Kyle is 7 (8 on 1st of December)
Cain is 44 (45 on 30th of November)

So Cain was 20 years older than 16 year old Amy when he got her pregnant and terrorised her into having a termination.

Zack and Lisa are Kyle's legal guardians. Made me laugh when social services were called as they didn't give two hoots that both Zack and Lisa have been missing for months when they are meant to be looking after Kyle!

Thanks for the info, makes a bit more sense now

Kyle is adorable

Where are Zack and Lisa ? Where’s Belle ? I can’t remember when I last saw them ?

Belle is working in the vets. I think Zak went off to meet up with Lisa. She was in Scotland but I think they said she then went somewhere in Europe?

I know I keep saying this... but how can Jessie be having a honeymoon when she is a "headteacher" and it's termtime? She is never at school. It must be how Maya is getting away with seducing one of her students... These story lines are awful and getting worse.

Guy who just propositioned Kerry is lead singer in a local band. He’s done a few local ads too.

Ellis really needs to get a life. He’s obsessed with his brother!

Ooh newcastle promenade with the Tropicana outdoor pool in the background. Played there many a time as a child!

Thanksjane

Marlon's shite accent was hilarious

Oh FFS! Completely different head on Amy. Looks nothing like her.

Oh dear this Belfast "special" is such a load of hammy nonsense. Paddy being accidentally lured into the wrestling ring while Marlon pretends to do a local accent - cringeworthy to say the lease.

I agree about Jessie having time off in term time.

Marlon's shite accent was hilarious grin

Wasn’t it?!

I’m gutted it’s a different actress for Amy! I loved Chelsea halfpenny playing her.

I’m a bit sick of Kerry tbh

Me too.

I don’t get this story. It’s pointless. Cain and Kyle are doing perfectly well. He’s been a far better person in recent years than he ever was before, all of which Kerry knew, and yet she waits til now to decide he isn’t safe? Nah! Not buying it.

Oh I do love Billay!😍