Emmerdale, the place you can get away with any crime.....if you're a dingle

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Will the surprise wedding go ahead

Will Debbie get away with another hideous crime in the new year

Will Daz confess instead of letting his daughter take the blame

Who can't wait to see Graham get one over on Robert and Nicola

Me too, I thought Noah is bound to mention it to Liv

Graham is hot, hot, hot! Loving the caring and sensitive side we're seeing again, as well as the hairy chest

Just came on to say how I could have lived without ever seeing a close up of Graham’s nipple!

Poor Jacob.
Agree it’s farcical. Maya being all giddy and excited about a bunk up with a totally inexperienced 16 year old boy. How amazing does she think that’s likely to be? Really? She isn’t a teenager. How the hell could that excite her?

I laughed at Nicola saying Graham probably plugs himself into a charger every night.

I'm glad Tracey and Leyla are getting pissed off with Maya. They might watch her behaviour more closely now.

Ooh and Maya saying she's coming 2nd to his ex Tracey! History repeating itself! David always cares about his exes more than the current one he's with

Jakey is going to be so frustrated soon he will be going around with a big hammer smashing the village up!!! Lol

Mayas tantrum was something to behold, any three year old would have been proud of that, she was only short of stamping her foot.

David will be married to someone else by the end of the year, probably Dawn.

I do like Graham but he's starting to get on my nerves a bit.

I love Frank, him and Megan should get back together.

I agree frank and Megan are far better than nipples foster and Megan. The latter have zero chemistry.

Graham is like a Thunderbirds puppet.

This who you mean Switsy?

Do not like like graham, he's creepy, but Megan should leave now this is not her best work!
Frank is definitely her best bet

Yes like that OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow but not as human!

No one is like that in real life.

So.....serious......and......so........many...dramatic............pauses............between...........words.

Bagpuss was a more dynamic actor.

Graham's been sunbathing with a short-sleeved shirt on hasn't he? Not that I was studying his bod carefully or anything. Grrr.

This Nicola cleaning story is ridiculous. She's one of the best actors they have and she's wasted. [I saw her in a theatre play a few years back and she was excellent.] Is poor Nicola doomed to never to have use of her arm again?

Jacob, dear Jakey, oh dear. Two expressions - fake smile/fake misery.

I'm going to say it. Chas and Paddy don't go together. She needs to get with Frank.

I don't feel sorry for Jacob any more. Hes turning into a right mardy sod.

I have a lot of empathy for Jacob. Imagine being manipulated and controlled by that sicko at a formative and young age, it must do his head in.

The character of David is becoming unwatchable too, joking around like a right prat now, so damned annoying, totally cringing for the actor, but the Jacob/Maya grooming is just awful, skin crawling stuff.
Please let Joe come back from the dead, poor Cain with his misplaced guilt, I just want Debbie for once to be happy and get that miserable look off her face

Christ 🤢

Feck sake.

Well that was a vom fest!

Yeah, this storyline is gross

Aaron’s going to do something stupid now isn’t he? I can feel it in my waters.

Also vom at maya and jacob. I hope she’s not stupid enough to think shagging him is legal now he’s 16!

Apart from the vomitous Maya it was a good episode.

There was some funny bits like Aaron's "what?" when Robert said he was meeting a guy in the pub, the shot of Megan's legs limping along, Kerry saying everybody's life's a mess.

Aaron looked very uncomfortable at that meeting. I'm surprised he stayed. Making chit-chat with annoying strangers isn't his thing

I think Billy may be a virgin based on little hints they've been dropping.

Laurel looks great in her work gear and David's haircut is lovely.

I haven't been on here for a bit, but what the heck have they done to David..he was always a bit of a dick but hello they have turned him into a pervy sex pest..he can't say one sentence without saying the word sexy or trying to get maya in the shower or into bed or making a bad innuendo..he has turned into a dirty old man...I am sure they can think of other ways to highlight him and Maya's realtionship frustrating Jacob!

Also is it really such a problem to sort out one wrong order of sausages ??

Right, this Maya Jacob storyline needs to end. And soon. I don't know how many more episodes I can watch Maya and Jacob getting it on.

I'm guessing that Noah blabs that it's Liv who Jacob slept with, Aaron goes all psycho, lots of shouting and threats of death before Jacob crumbles.