Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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It’s the semis part deux.

More black food. I feel for the judges bowl movements.

Poor Chucky gets a bit hot

That mousse looks awful. Nooo, Elisabeth.

Greggg is adding nothing other than crap platitudes. And talking clock.

Also no need ti decostruct curry. The whole point is that all the tasty things are mixed in together.

I know it's controversial but I don't like curry so will decline Chucky's offering. and Elisabeth's curdled cream. Ghengis on the other hand - that mackerel looks ok.

Hope you're not under-thinking it now Luke.

Grinchly you are 100% correct. It's a cross we have to bear.

Gregg? But it's thursday! Ive had a very very shit day and his fat phizz appearing has tipped it into fucking shit.
Oh no that mouse has gone over.

Mousse looks like upchuck after too many watermelon bacardi breezers. Need to try harder.

Not loving Ghengis' pan fried tail. To ut it mildly.

That's the point of curry rabbit Totally agree with you.

Ha! Cameo appearance by CLAW

Love Ghengis accidently gassing himself.

yes Rabbit - everyone hates pointless Gregg with his crazy greedy face and non sequitors/platitudes

Grinchly

Hope Weasley Sean does okay.

Hope the CLAW's agent negotiated a repeat fee.

I did like the way Chucky swept Gregggg aside though - this room ain't big enough for two gtwats.

Sean looks like he should be working in I T in silicone valley

Also hate gregg he was a greengrocer not a chef and he's just not funny

Ah well. Unless one of the others has an absolute nightmare, Elisabeth is going home tonight.

Quelle horror, Elisabeth! J'espere c'est bon....

"Monica will want to put it on the walk it's so artistic"?! Bloody hell his ego is impressive.

Me too Schaden

I don't think Chucky appreciated Gregggg's enthusiastic admonitions

Greggg has switched crap waistcoats for a crap blazer with only one button. I wonder if all the others pinged off and made bids for freedom?