Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

[whatashower]

It’s the semis part deux.

Evening lovelies

They must’ve got cheap flights to the West Country

Grumpy chef here. Already been "ouied" by his sous

Evening all.

Sean looks tiny sitting between those two and they're hardly massive.

Ooo who does chef remind me of? Comedian, 80s, Gary something.
Anyway wotcha cocks. Is it a fuckface free night?

My word - there's some rampant peri-and post-menopausal hormones about tonight.

And yet curiously none of them are directed towards Chucky . . .

Whilst I think Laurence is smug I do like he hasn't given himself an inflated job title.

Gary Wilmot OhWhat

Y’know, I don’t think Chinese crispy duck and pancakes needs refining

[heathen]

Chucky is taking NO NOTICE - he knows exactly how it should be done. There are two ways - his way, and the wrong way . . .

He will do it his way.

bonsoir chefs.

Chucky already arrogant. "like riding a bike ..." pride goes before a fall etc

OK. Shag marry cliff these three

The grocer turns up in the second half, unfortunately. The bastard.

I do not like piles of food. I want to see what I'm getting and not have to deconstruct it to eat it.

I agree Taffeta I do a little dance when I get it yellow stickered at the supermarket

So 'pick your own salad' is just.....a bowl of salad, then?

Taffeta I’m afraid I’d cliff all three

Chucky off the cliff

Is it a fuckface free night?

Fingers crossed Fuckery

The wanker ambushed us last week, so I'm not dropping my guard.

Bless Chucky's formidable self-confidence.

He is arrogant isn't he! How many Michelin stars have you got Chucky?

I’d shag Larry
Vomit over Weasley
Cliff Dean

Cheers Baubles, a more handsome less irritating Gary Wilmot.

Ooh thanks for the heads up Grouchy

Will Chucky sneer openly at Chef when the time comes for this mini-judging moment?

Great elements . . . there's a "but" coming up.