Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

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It’s the semis part deux.

Oh dear. Shouldn't laugh but.........................................

FFS Gregggg - you'll be dribbling down your shirt n 5 minutes anyway!

Evening. There's some pretty food tonight. And Chucky didn't do fish!

Not banana NO

Footle yes from Zambia

at Chucky

(Oh dear - my resolve to be nice to him didn't last very long, did it?)

Bang on notes of banana he is going thru

I laughed
Yum I’d eat that

Chucky looks ready to eviscerate Gregggg . . . .

It might save one of us a job . . .

I see the nasturtiums are out again.

God I am now going lalalalala over Greggs verbals now. Twat.

Dean can do no wrong. Did Larry play safe?

Hello you lot! I’ve been all at sea with the schedule since I cancelled my Radio Times subscription and missed this. Looks like I’m a bit behind.

So, is it my imagination or has The Grocer gone a bit widescreen?

Tomato jam?

I’m not sure about this giant tomato thi g

Loads of food

Over dose on tomatoes here. Not for me.

Bavarois has three syllables, not unlike a banana.

Oh lors Marcus is at it again

Never mind jam, WTF is tomato sherbet?

If by that you mean :is he getting to be an even fatter twat, the answer is yes. fleas

I don't think I'd fancy this tomato extravaganza, no matter what they say.

Anyone fancy tripping the light fantastic across the gurning tongue?

Matthew is my new hate figure

As it will be fab

That sauce looks like cat sick.

Oh Christ!

Gregggg is laughing triumphantly!

I loathe that bar-steward.