DOCTORS- Next patient please. What do you mean, there aren't any?

[FuzzyCustard]

New thread,

I'm here too

Oh blimey so we have Laura for next xxxx months

I did 6 tests when pregnant with my first.

on the first day anyway. It was a bit of a shock.

He's 16 next week, ds. .

Do we think Russell has agreed?

Oh Joe has been talking to Daniel . The devious git.

That's nasty and underhand

Please tell them all Zara so they understand

Feel so bad for Zara

Daniel is devious, not Joe.

Raahh I don't think he has agreed

In the long ago days when I had my kids, you had to take a pee sample to the Drs, wait a week and then ring for the receptionist to tell you if you were pregnant or not. I never got a positive result until at least 8 weeks. It was a simpler time then

Oh Zara- ltb, let him go.

He is showing his true colours, and you are strong enough with out him.

Oh Zara. You are so well rid of him.

That lipstick doesn't suit you though.

Please can Daniel be the second death? He's even overtaken Ruhma in my "Dead List" stakes.

Mrs T has another new wig. Don't like this one much.

Fuzzy I think I might have preferred that-by the time I went to the doctors to do a test , ( I was 3 months gone anyway) I think the test turned positive before I had to wee on anything .

I like Val's jumper.

Val is a .

Oh Val that is lovely

Oooh I used to sing this.

Mrs T should be called "Wiggifred"

I'm not keen on the wig the fringe looks like when I once cut dd1's (her hair was a bit like Dora the explorer- with a really shit fringe.).

I've just opened the cheese footballs.
Merry Christmas 🍷

Val you star! won't often hear me say that

Wiggifrid!

Oooh, it’s Gordon and Winnifred is it? Get in there...

I'm in love with Val.

Zara is Val's new mate.