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Telly addicts

DOCTORS- Next patient please. What do you mean, there aren't any?

999 replies

FuzzyCustard · 03/12/2018 14:16

New thread,

OP posts:
Redshoeblueshoe · 19/12/2018 14:02

He should have a responsible adult with him

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:03

I am confused. So the dog is dead or the mum?

Redshoeblueshoe · 19/12/2018 14:03

Dog

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:03

Flossie is the reason we didn't call dd2, Florence, although it was my gran's name (she was Flo though. ) Flossie is a sheep dog.

Redshoeblueshoe · 19/12/2018 14:04

Gobby STFU

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:04

Oh has mum died at the allotment? This is a big grim

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:05

Should have guessed it was the dog, when he mentioned dog food.

I should be sympathetic to Laura. But I am not.

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:05

I CANNOT BEAR IVF WOMAN AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:05

She's so desperate, she's living in a shed.

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:06

Thanks for her name, raahh, I don't like calling her IVF woman.

Redshoeblueshoe · 19/12/2018 14:06

Laura does not look good

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:06

Nut

I don't even feel bad about it.

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:06

Hahaha Raahh

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:07

A cuts again

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:07

Nut I want to call her irritating cow, but that seems harsh, under the circumstances.

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:07

Nasty old cow

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:07

How has she lived for a fortnight in a shed?

Pencilmuseum · 19/12/2018 14:08

Laura's eyeshadow exactly matches her top.

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:08

Good spot, pencil and Ruhma is matching her tunic!

Redshoeblueshoe · 19/12/2018 14:09

Yep more politics being forced on us

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:09

Makes a change from matching the decor!

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:10

Clearly the dad was the one who was the parent to Ronnie. Looks like the mother struggled with his disabilities. Poor bloke.

NutButterNutter · 19/12/2018 14:10

Poor man Sad

Raahh · 19/12/2018 14:11

The mother has been neglecting him- even if he is an adult.

Pencilmuseum · 19/12/2018 14:11

Every day another bit of propaganda. Gobby should be silenced. Now.