X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

Wine O'Clock. Thank God.

I might start wearing a necklace on my head to hide my wrinkles

Grace Jones . I was thinking Boney M!

Ayda's been at Nicole's meds again

The thing round her neck is very tin foily ! From pound world

But...but... that was a racket surely?!

Oh stop begging woman, it's pathetic

I don't want to say this wrong...but seriously, if you stuck Si on a pavement with a bottle of cider in his hand, and lying on a pile of newspapers, you wouldn't think he looked out of place

(P.S. I support a homeless charity so feel I can say that)

mog evening!

Oh shut up now, Janice.

Hi mog. Your name takes me back to reading that story over and over....

I have 0 memory of this child. Who is he?

Dignity Janice. Try to cling onto some love 🙄

Roussette

I miss Nicole- she was good value, and properly funny.

JaneJ I'm going for that look! I'm on holiday with an old girlfriend soon, I'm gonna rock the beads on the head look

dillite he sounds like a girl, iirc.

That's high pitched Brendan dillite

How old is he?

Wow what a high voice he has!

DH has resorted to playing Jonny Robinson on YouTube. It's more entertaining.

OMG! He does sound like a girl. Is he still waiting for his balls to drop?

I really don't like him.

Janice has more headgear to wear! Keep her in.
He has a high voice: bit Ellie Goulding

I don't like him

Simon seems to be slipping away. I miss the old Simon.

I wonder what kind of "ertist" this guy will be.... Surely someone has his balls in a vice

PiggyJonny was great- at the time we didn't appreciate what we had