X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

What happened? I missed it as DD keeps warbling on about Pokemon and I was typing

Bloody hell.

Who kidnapped the real Simon?

That song was written for Simon? WTF??

The Punters, Simon?

His not my hero!

He was kidding destiny

dillite the announcer announced Tooting Tony again, in stead of Danny Tetley, and it through him.

I thought he was brilliant. He is my favourite so far. Like anthony too although was a bit disappointed in him tonight

Simons t-shirt looks like you could spit through it! Why does he wear such cheap nasty looking clothes? (I know I do, but I don't have his money)

He does not have the X Factor

Cats meowing

Joe Pasquale

Tetley : not my cup of tea!

He sounds like Jimmi Krankie. If Jimmi Krankie wasn't a nearly 70 year old Scottish woman.

I've seen Robbie's dad perform, he's much better than Danny.

!!Nan alert!!

Gosh, those lips.

Nice house! She's only 16!
I fear we'll head this A LOT

They are just using these people for ratings.

But we all know that don't we?

this is very profound given the wine I have drunk

She was 1 when this started? So we've wasted 15 years watching this shit?

That makeup! And I can't with the dark lipliner, I grew up in the 90's, I straight away think of prostitutes and strippers.

Weak as pish 80s

I imagine Robbie's dad being pretty good.

Do I remember this one? Has she had a big makeover?

Hear rather

Those nails! 😱