Can you hear that? It's Marvel laughing at The Apprentice WEEK 2

[dillite]

Kapow! Bam! Wow!

See you all at 9!

So glad lip woman isn’t here this week

Helloooo

Stupid phone didn't charge so I may vanish halfway through...

They never get ready in that short time, surely

Ooh. This task looks fun

Someone on the last thread named her God Almighty and that's how I remember her now.

Last week I was reading in the mail that 5 of the contestants have failed businesses behind them. Apparently God Almighty was one of the few who had an actual profitable business.

Ooh, this task looks fun

Have they all bought their suits in the same place?

It takes me 20 minutes just to get out of bed, so I don't believe it either.

The PM on the men's team looks like a chick that's being given a rectal exam.

I think that the green jacket should have been nominated to be PM

No one wants to be pm this never ends well.

That eyelid, because it's not even on her eyebrow, piercing is bloody awful. Looks like a safety pin.

Why do the women always start bitching about the PM as soon as they get in the car?

Randy and Gogo don’t exactly sound like characters aimed at kids

It looks like YOLO only has one testicle. YOLO indeed

Jesus. Fucking chronic.

Claude's face is amazing. He needs to be a cartoon character

I think I prefer the space comic to the worthy language lessons

Especially since they don’t speak French...

Given that none of them speak French they are fucked.

And Khadija is a bitch

sacre bleu c'est merde!

Tres tres tres merde

MC Gogo looks like an M&M on fire

Have any of them ever met an 8 - 12 year old? Fart jokes are the way forward, surely

Khadija is so patronising and such a cow