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Can you hear that? It's Marvel laughing at The Apprentice WEEK 2

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dillite · 10/10/2018 19:22

Kapow! Bam! Wow!

See you all at 9!

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/10/2018 21:20

Isn't Benji an even crapper version of Tommy Zoom?

SuperGekkoMuscles · 10/10/2018 21:20

Eurgh that piercing, it’s horrible.

Xmasbaby11 · 10/10/2018 21:20

Can't believe their lack of French .. what were they thinking!

Piggywaspushed · 10/10/2018 21:21

This is comedy gold!

the word patisserie doesn't make it more French Grin

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/10/2018 21:21

The answer to should we beatbox is always NO

dillite · 10/10/2018 21:21

The actor can't speak and act at the same time?

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SmilingButClueless · 10/10/2018 21:22

I’m not sure channelling the spirit of B*Witched will help them win

Xmasbaby11 · 10/10/2018 21:22

My friend's dog is called Benji. Not a great hero name!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/10/2018 21:22

I suspect he will not be the first Indian actor to win an Oscar...

SomethingPhishy · 10/10/2018 21:22

Hilariously bad, no way any self respecting 12 year old would pick either up off the shelves!

dillite · 10/10/2018 21:22

I have no gift to open from you though

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Piggywaspushed · 10/10/2018 21:23

No bastards because Sir Ben Kingsley did it first!

otherwise he obviously would

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/10/2018 21:24

Ah yes - maybe someone should have told him

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/10/2018 21:25

I love the way they all think they can pitch and they turn out shit

SmilingButClueless · 10/10/2018 21:25

What has the actor done to his hair

Xmasbaby11 · 10/10/2018 21:25

This is always a good task. Hilarious!

troodiedoo · 10/10/2018 21:25

Apprentice you do not disappoint Grin

Eyebrow ring is giving me the rage though.

dillite · 10/10/2018 21:26

Oh look, more bitching!

Boys look so dull compared to the women

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olderthanyouthink · 10/10/2018 21:26

This is so cringeworthy, how could you want to put that in front of a year 7/8.

SmilingButClueless · 10/10/2018 21:26

Did they just say that wine is really important?

Piggywaspushed · 10/10/2018 21:27

I genuinely thought she said they had included wine...

dillite · 10/10/2018 21:27

Khadija will end up in Australia soon if she keeps on digging

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dillite · 10/10/2018 21:27

I heard wine too!

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/10/2018 21:27

Yes, 8 to 12 years olds have never heard of another language- except in the curriculum. Silly mare

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/10/2018 21:28

You have to be more diverse - well said that child!