*********HOW BL**DY ANNOYING IS THAT AWFUL DERREN BROWN????******

[controlfreaky2]

oh i know its all v clever and all that (well sort of) but how shouty and sweaty and smug is he??

I think he is a slimey twat

yes well that's a slightly firmer way of putting it!

he is incredibly annoying though, i cant stand watching him, he is such a smart arse... i bet he thinks he is a real 'ladies man' ... ha.. he wishes!!!

i think he's really funny.

funny hah ha or funny peculiar?
he is somehow deeply unnatractive on account of trying sooooooo hard and rather fancying himself (imho)

no, i think he's joking. he makes me laugh. plus, tbh, if he can make someone choose one word on p14 of the daily mail he could presumably get you to shag him without having to be attractive or unsweaty.

Aitch- pmsl that is true..
Probably the reason i dont like him, the smug git

* look into my eyes, not around the eyes, in the eyes, in the eyes *

sorry little britain moment there

"must shag twolittleducks" [glassy-eyed]

two little ducks is sexy - find and shag...

shivers

was that excitment or fear tld? (or both)

lol.. im not sure, maybe its his magic working its effect on me

c'mere you...

you are feeling sleepy, v v sleepy..... i mean randy for my hot sweaty smug body.....

tld runs screeeeeaming into distance......

Please no, not the magic stick!!!

oh is that what derren (even the way he spells his name is really annoying) call it??

Ha, it is in no way magically for me

see that twolittleducks? shagged 'er. [sweaty]

eeeeeeeeew.
are you ok tld?
Feck of derren. you are smug and sweaty.

Pretty sure he's a poof. And I mean that as his sexual preference rather that flippant insult. He lives a street away from me.

shut your smug mouth derren, or flies may go in.

i think you secretly fancy derren, controlfreaky...