*********HOW BL**DY ANNOYING IS THAT AWFUL DERREN BROWN????******

[controlfreaky2]

oh i know its all v clever and all that (well sort of) but how shouty and sweaty and smug is he??

d'ya think so?
protesting too much...... repelled yet stangely attracted.......starting threads to get others to talk about him........hmmmmmmmm, let me think that over carefully.........

NO.

oh she definitely does, gang. deffo.

ok. it's a fair cop.
derren, are you still on here?
i luuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvve you.

Lol... sweaty derren brown ewwwww

was he any good?

Nooooooo!!!
He's very attractive.......
Especially because of the shouty, sweaty, smug thing.
He's all twinkly-eyed and dead naughty looking, mmmmmm

you can have him then. can tell you're properly keen
someone below said he may be keener on you jeremy than us laydeeeez anyway.....

Haha, all talk.. Not much magic im afraid!!!

too late. i've had controlfreaky and twolittleducks already. they looked into my twitchy eyes and succumbed.

hah! that's not what you were saying last night, twolittleducks. is that rhyming slang, by the way?

"us laydeeez"???
How very bloody well dare you

you jeremy. us laydeeeeez. see?

I liked Derren Brown until I read this thread, and saw his unacceptable behaviour.
Now I can see he is a bit wheedly, and rather ferret-like.
And I no longer want him in my living room.
But then, he probably already knows all this.

i thought his twitchy eyes need some medical attention, how wrong was i!!!

ControlFreak - in the words of um...well some northern boiler whos name escapes me:
"I may not be a laydeeehhh, but im all woman"..........

if you dont want to be taken for hairy handed trucker perhaps you should consider a name change?

Nope, my name is bloody fab.
Control freak.

you called?

Shagged.

You.

All.

I'd have hot weasle sex with him.

I may not tell anyone about it afterwards though.

You'd have to.
He'd program you to discuss it in lurid and rodenty detail every time you hear the word 'moist'.
Or something.

Maybe...but who'd believe me?

Bet he's inventive....and supple...like a snake that does yoga...

you bet your scottish ass, alastairsim.

Mustn't....look..into...eyes...

I will go now and dram about moist, sweaty snakes.

Not Scottish btw, but did once throw up in Loch Lommond.