X FACTOR- It's the third week of the auditions, last week we had The Guitar Segments, this week , there might be a choir...****Sat 8.25/Sun pm***

[Raahh]

I'm not yet brave enough to unleash Knobbie and his Faithful hound as a thread title. It would probably offend someone.

I might save that for a few weeks.

My laptop had an accident this week so I will be using dd1s ancient one later. it has a massive keyboard. I frequently mistype. so apologies in advance.

I have wine. And various nibbles.

(Josh Groban singing Trip advisor reviews on Wossy was funny, btw. And you could understand every word )

Awh! It looks like I turned off too early. I obviously didn't miss much - phew! I enjoyed a relax in the bath anyway.

No boot camp? I hate that bloody chair challenge! That's just excruciating and usually when I turn off for good ☹

I've woken up this morning to check what I actually wrote on here last night...

No boot camp? Is it going to be that chair challenge thing (which I actually think is beyond cruel) then straight to live shows? I presume XF can't afford the fancy pants locations any more?!

Roussette

I think I read it's just Boot camp that is scrapped, the judges' houses bit is still going to happen, I imagine. With the fake 'this is my house in Greece' bit.

no more Louis Walsh, taking his acts to Ireland , with a little Westlife side kick. Unless he comes back as side kick himself, of course!

of course, I could have dreamt the whole ' no boot camp' thing.

Ahhh got it, I'm muddling Boot Camp with judges houses! Who remembers Nick Whatshisname going to Bolton or somewhere, whilst everyone else was flying off to exotic places?! (nothing against Bolton of course )

Nick went to Oldham Dh works in Oldham. There's not a lot to love about it really, it's very high up..

I liked boot camp, I liked them being put in groups with people they had never met, to learn the words to something by Adele or Paolo Nutini in 6 hours. Whilst wandering around the gardens of a posh house. And then moaning because some gobby one with big earrings would get the best lines.

then they made a girl/boy band with the dregs, and cull anyone over 45.

They really haven't explained how they will whittle the dozens of acts down to the 6 chair bit- and don't the judges have to know which category they've got for that bit?
it's all a bit confusing.

It's all very confusing agreed!

They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel in hopes of finding something and failing miserably.

If they are scrapping boot camp I’m quietly hopeful they may introduce lions & trapdoors..

We have been hoping for lions and trap doors for so long now. It really would be a ratings winner.

Raahh if only they would listen to the viewers

Evening everyone

I haven’t got any hopes for any talent tonight

You’d never guess she was from Essex

This one is annoying me already.

She’s annoying!

She's annoying.

She thinks she’s the nuts

Fgs shes a no

She she say something about getting the clap?

I was only half listening, because she is irritating me.

A trapdoor here would be fabulous

Shoot her.

Are trousers made from army tents a thing now?

She's shit.

Robbie will love her.

She’s a bit like a female Robbie, a big mouth show off

How can she sing when you can’t understand her?