X FACTOR- It's the third week of the auditions, last week we had The Guitar Segments, this week , there might be a choir...****Sat 8.25/Sun pm***

[Raahh]

I'm not yet brave enough to unleash Knobbie and his Faithful hound as a thread title. It would probably offend someone.

I might save that for a few weeks.

My laptop had an accident this week so I will be using dd1s ancient one later. it has a massive keyboard. I frequently mistype. so apologies in advance.

I have wine. And various nibbles.

WHY does she need to hug the baby??? If I was that baby's mother I'd tell her to piss off

A few years back they were actively encouraging people who wrote their own songs. Simon obviously decided that was a shit idea.

A campervan? Is that the modern equivalent of winning a speedboat/caravan on Bullseye?

Rousette Yes it’s a v diff experience watching it sober on a Sunday morning!

Nancy I guess that's where they use the shed at the back of the garden

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEKYLL AND HYDE!!!!!! WTF IS THAT?BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Piggy that's it, isn't it? It sounds bloody awful sometimes.

I can’t drink, it gives me migraines, so I have to watch it stone, cold sober

Finnegan trouble is... mine's nearly 30! She's still a student at heart and goes to every festival going

Not the same dd then. Mine is 17..... (Bloody awful dress sense! Hope it improves by the time she's 30!😱)

I think X Factor has had its day - I say that every year.... And every year I watch it until I get really mad at ridiculous decisions made.

Ah well... 🍷

Oh lordy Destiny cannot watch it sober, no nay never

There is no way I could watch XF without alcohol. Thanks to slimming world I've had to give up wine in copious amounts, but there is always gin

nancy yes- no more expensive prizes.
They will be giving away bins next.

I especially noticed when Talking Heads were on raahh. I thought ' there are word!' . We used to love lyrics in the 80s. Albums had them all written out and stuff. You could even hear what Sigue Sigue Sputnik were 'singing'.

I don’t think I’d still watch it without this thread!

I did Sober October and watched XFactor last year. How's that for fortitude?

DS1 (23) is saving for a camper van

piggy surely you got the lyrics from Smash Hits??!

Finnegan mine's always been a party and festival girl, it doesn't stop, but she works hard and deserves her breaks... but do wonder when she'll act her age as far as being a party girl

JaneJeffer you’re a braver woman than me!

Oh yes Piggy we had to get all the words from Smash Hits

I like that Louis hasn't felt the need to whiten his teeth ridiculoulsy.

This bloke's gnashers look ridiculous.

I have to say this.

Men in leggings. Tight jeggings or whatever they're called are absolutely VILE

Wow his teeth are white!!

I have to say that I am not going to watch another episode. It's just awful- just ads and those introductions. Intolerable

Here's another act to guilt trip poor Louis.