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X FACTOR- It's the third week of the auditions, last week we had The Guitar Segments, this week , there might be a choir...****Sat 8.25/Sun pm***

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Raahh · 15/09/2018 15:59

I'm not yet brave enough to unleash Knobbie and his Faithful hound as a thread title. It would probably offend someone.Grin

I might save that for a few weeks.Grin

My laptop had an accident this week so I will be using dd1s ancient one later. it has a massive keyboard. I frequently mistype. so apologies in advance.

I have wine. And various nibbles.

Wine
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Raahh · 15/09/2018 21:14

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/09/2018 21:14

Wtaf????

Piggywaspushed · 15/09/2018 21:14

nancy I believe you have your answer!

FinnegansWhiskers · 15/09/2018 21:14

*Roussette

My DD1 has the most incredibly bizarre striped jumpsuit she wears to festivals! Different!*

Is it red and black and white?

FFS! What's going on now??

dillite · 15/09/2018 21:14

Hello all of you harridans! It has been almost a year since we last watched this shit together. I just put it on for 5 minutes and couldn't not come here just to express WHAT A LOAD OF PLASTIC SHITE this is. And that's just the judges! Poundstretcher could produce better musicians than whatever the producers have hired this year. Fuck is this dire!

Destinysdaughter · 15/09/2018 21:14

Are they doing a duet with themselves?

Roussette · 15/09/2018 21:15

Oh purrrrrleeeeease don't subject us to this

Whentheshipgoesdown · 15/09/2018 21:15

I’m sure this is really hard to do but it’s possible to be both difficult and shit

Raahh · 15/09/2018 21:15

Er

Jekyll and Hyde

Is she a duo or a solo artist?

Please don't put - er whatever this novelty shit is - through.

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NicoAndTheNiners · 15/09/2018 21:15

Well I said to dd he sounded like a bloke from the second note!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/09/2018 21:15

So she's a group???

Roussette · 15/09/2018 21:15

dilitte Agree with knobs on!

Raahh · 15/09/2018 21:16

Evening dillite Grin

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NoisyBrain · 15/09/2018 21:16

I don't care how many sexes they identify as, that was shit.

nancy75 · 15/09/2018 21:16

A couple of years ago there was a man on Eurovision who faced left & sang opera, he then faced right & sang rock, all in one song. It was a bit like this

Piggywaspushed · 15/09/2018 21:16

That's a greta line ship. I shall use that next time someone tells me they should do maths A Level.

Bluecloudyskies · 15/09/2018 21:16

I think nuns just dressed in the grey top and skirt but with the coif would beat a pastor tbh.

I miss Nicole Blush

TheFairyCaravan · 15/09/2018 21:16

Oh fuck off! THat was bloody awful and completely ridiculous

Roussette · 15/09/2018 21:17

Finnegain it's orange, red and white. It ends way above her ankles and she teams it with pom poms in her hair! Shock

Raahh · 15/09/2018 21:17

WTF?

FFS.

Uplifitng???

Well, it raised my blood pressure, and not in good way. Angry

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NicoAndTheNiners · 15/09/2018 21:17

And yes it was shit song. Better as a bloke, terrible as a woman.

Whentheshipgoesdown · 15/09/2018 21:17

piggy Grin

Destinysdaughter · 15/09/2018 21:17

Please stop this shit!

Brave and stunning my arse

NoisyBrain · 15/09/2018 21:17

Man bun!

Piggywaspushed · 15/09/2018 21:17

Baby!

If I was doing a drinking game, I'd be shit faced

.... aaaaannnd we just added homelessness.

Shit faced.

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