Emmerdale, still rolling through the dales...no spoilers please

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Moses is still the cutest person in the show

Will Pete and Rhona go the distance

Will Victoria and Matty couple up

Will Rodney last another thread

That was a strange line and now she's made Ryan feel bad too

I loved the way some scenes were shot tonight, very arty-farty.

Even Lianas dad knows she said lying. But it looks like he’s going to pretend he doesn’t and that she is innocent victim. Hurry up and play the videos Noah!

Typical Charity blaming someone else for her failings, I was just starting to like her but no she's just the same as always.

Leanna is a right cow

I like the storyline with Jacob & David’s missus (can’t remember her name) because it’s usually always creepy men taking advantage of young vulnerable girls (although it is mainly men that are predatory) so it’s good to see that they’re highlighting that women can be just as predatory, this is actually on the rise, there’s near enough a story, every week, in true life magazines about female teachers having sexual relations with their male students.

People always think that it’s every teenage boys fantasy to sleep with an older woman, and in some cases then I do believe some boys would love it and not be scarred by it, but then there’s probably more boys that would be scarred from it.

A male mate of mine lost his virginity, when he was 15, to an older sex worker and she knew what age he was! Was she that desperate for £30?! Anyway he loved it he assures me!

I hope the video on Noah's phone doesn't take as long to come to light as the one about Ashley and Emma and the car crash

I've missed the last two weeks' episodes.
Is it worth watching them on catch up? Or shall I just start again on Monday?
Can I have a quick run down... (apologies, I've forgotten half the names in my absence)

Have paddy and chas managed to communicate and get back together?

Are the thick farmer brother and paddy & marlon's ex still together, or did they split up when she suddenly noticed the age gap and they had a baby talk realisation ?

Did the ex con schemers manage to make a fortune with the fake painting?

Is joe back from the dead yet?

Does Cain still think he killed him?

Has the nasal 'Addaaaam' wife person got together with the teacher's son yet or are they still trying to put her and hazmat together?

Paddy and Chas are talking but they didn't really clarify whether they're back together.
Pete and Rhona still together but druggie Dawn has shown up and is causing friction between them.
Clive has gone away again and Frank and Megan split up because of the scam which didn't work out surprisingly
Joe still "dead"
Cain none the wiser
Vic, Ellis and Matty all single
Maya is a thundering bitch grooming Jakie
All the teenagers are running wild
Drunk driving Daz hit Graham and ran
Doug punched Bob - yay!

And most importantly of all Charity is a Mumsnetter !!

Thanks Jane! With that rundown I think I might save myself 4 hours now and just start again tonight!

The headteacher whose school is flooded would be in school mopping not at the pub boozing in RL. She's got another "day off" today. Give me strength- her school is crap because she is never there and is a primary teacher trying to run a secondary school- as if...
(And apologies if it's been said before, I've not RFT for a while, but I do watch and shout daily.

I do watch and shout daily. Jessie never stops moaning. I don't know how Marlon puts up with it.

Quick Daz book that flight!

Oh I am ready to choke Jessie! She needs to get off Ellis’ back. The poor lad is getting up every day and doing a day’s work. She should be grateful he has a work ethic. Not forcing him into a course he doesn’t want to do. How on earth he hasn’t moved away from her is beyond me.

Aren't Dan et al meant to be skint? How has Daz found the money to run away to Berlin?

And Dan is going to 'pick something up' for his breakfast. And Daz and Amelia are eating in the cafe too.

That's a lot of money for people that don't have any.

And now off to the Willie for a meal. Ridiculous.

Or indeed, the Woolie.

Daz has started calling Amelia "MeMe" and it's really annoying!

I hope the Dingles run Jessie out of town. I don't care if she's just doing her job.

Yay Robert's back and looking great.

I like Nicola's hair.

I noticed that JaneJeffer and thought oh shut up Daz you plonker, he's not man enough to confess to running down Graham to take the pressure of his daughter and then tries to be all cutesy with her, yuk yuk yuk.

Jessie gets more painful with every episode.

I wonder will Megan and Graham get together.

Graham's voice... it's like buttery caramel covered gravel >>drool>>

That Jessie is awful just terrible

buttery caramel covered gravel

Charity should have whacked Jessie instead of Marlon.

I don't hold out much hope for Robert and Nicola's scheme being successful unless Graham turns against Kim and gets on board with them.

Has Ross genuinely left the Dales for good then?

I’ve found you all thank god! Thanks @janejeffer

I think Ross has left for good ?

Aww so Ross is gone for good, I thought he and Rebecca wouldn’t work and he’d be back...I suppose he still could be...I live in hope.

No problem Paul it only took me 10 days to see your thread (who ya gonna call - not me)

Harriet , ya div. Think on your feet .

She should've said " I worked undercover when I was in the Police (not a secret , everyone knows she's Ex-Police) Michelle was my 'cover name' "

Nothing more to say. But we're going to find out she was a Sex Worker aren't we?