Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

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Which reminds me. The evil Alice slurping whiskey out of the bottle in the loos was good.

I never trusted her wearing that pastel floral top.

👏 @MiddleClassProblem

Thank you! I feel Dee’s Alive is becoming a bit of a cult 😂

Mark is HOT. And I wouldn't care if he was bland in bed - I'd just be glad of the chance to find out.

He'd so role you into the floor after sex so he can change the sheets and you could both shower and floss.

He IS hot tho

Nooo! The Gary - Amy - Sheila - Clive sex discussion was horrific!

Did you see Hugo say bye? V cute!

Limber ladybird is one thing but the toey tarantula??!! Neighbours has really gone weird with all the sex talk.

Omg. Seriously please let's not have piper having cassius's baby.
Can we actually have one person on a soap who decides it would be a better decision for them, to have an abortion go to uni, get a good job, get married and then have a baby when they're financially secure?
WITHOUT the constant suggestion that it must be an awful decision that is so hard to make and that she should feel angst and guilt about it?
Can we please just have one strong female character in a soap who simply makes a decision, gets on with it, and never regrets it?
Can soap makers please stop trying to make women feel guilty about these decisions...

Gahhhh

At least she knows it is Cassius's.......isn't it?!

The curvy caterpillar now

Noooooo. Enough with the Gary sex. I’m thinking of campaigning to reinstate Neighbours’ old guidance rating. What is the point of them being allowed to be racier if it is all Gary, Sheila and Clive (not in a threesome I hasten to add 🤢😱🤮) with a side order of Shane and Dipi?!? To be honest Mark looks too much like my brother for me to find him hot, and the BooBoos are very vanilla, so it’s a waste all round now that Tyler has gone off to lucky old Adelaide.

Yo Fairy, is that Bro single and straight?? 😛

sorry Sleeping he’s married. My SIL is a gorgeous blonde doctor and utterly lovely.

What is the producers' fascination with Gary? Bad enough we had to endure him and Therese, but him and Amy is even more unbelievable. And as for the sex chat episode 🤯🤮 Also Susan's comment to Sonia about the shortbread "that's the best thing I've had in my mouth for ages" 😶 The evil Alice storyline is welcome respite from Gary's caterpillar moves, Leo looking all soppy at Therese, boring Mark/Elly, even more boring Shane/Dipi. A character cull is needed!

I actually find Shane quite appealing too. Not especially handsome, but a very attractive personality. Good in bed, too, especially after some of that magic tea.

Karl is a big cuddly bear (I think) I imagine he's all lovely and furry and hairy under those clothes. Lucky old Susan!

I find She be REALLY attractive. He and Dipi are a gorgeous couple.

But Gary? He turns my stomach. I honestly don't think I could kiss him even in an acting capacity.

The Toey Tarantula has turned my stomach.

No, SpanishFly, I don't like Gary either!

Dr Karl is very nice though...

Karl is too old.

I'd give Shane a go 😉

I'd do Shane until he needed traction.

I'm curious now! I didn't think anyone but me lusted after Shane.

What is it about him you all like?

Eww Morning some of us haven’t eaten yet!

Where does Aaron get off saying to Ned “It’s alright for you, your brother didn’t get sent to jail” erm yes Aaron, Ned’s brother is DEAD!

Aaron can go in the well with "me me" Bea.

He's good looking in a normal ot waaaaay more beautiful than me kind of way. His heart is in the right place. He's cleverer than he realises. He and Dipi clear have a satisfying sex life. He loves his kids.

Obviously I'm in the minority but I still like Gary! 😀

Although to be less controversial, surely Ned is the best of the rest? He's definitely better this time than last time. Cassius was a poor replacement for Tyler. My dd hit the nail on the head when she asked "why does he always look like he's going to burst into tears?"

The Boo Boos can definitely do one btw.

I'm in Neds queue! I'd want him to have a few more tats though considering he's a tattoo artist... if he could just stop being a bit of a drip I bet he's good in bed!