Eurovision 2018: Stage Invaders!

[acatcalledjohn]

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This is awful. He fancies himself something shocking too.

Oh Dear! 1982 called....and wants it's production values back!

Boring Sweden 🇸🇪- not Eurovision - bring back 🇲🇩 Moldova

Max wall moves

More umm err?

I dozed off and woke up in the 80’s....

He's nicely toned

I hate that smirk when he turns his head!

This is dull after Moldova. Bad draw

Please stop the gyrating....

He looks like a guy from a toothpaste advert.... I'm sparkly and clean!

I bought a multipack of pop chips. Now I know why they are only 75kcal per bag- there's only 17g of stuff and 200g or air in them! 5 crisps literally and some crumbs

I love that Moldova always have a bit of a trad sound and there's always a little bit of hora dancing in there. Also it's the only time of year anyone's ever heard of it!

Meh.
Probably top 8.

Still sticking with Albania and Denmark at the moment.

Sweden - boring

I do have a fondness for swedes

I’m gonna fuck you off ( if it wins)

Sweden: 80s BeeGee song!

He does have a tall, well spotted.

Moldova sound like a Spice girls song can't remember which one

Spice up your life
YES! Thank you

Sweden is just cringe!

Gosh am not keen on all this hip gyrating from Mr Sweden

Don't think his clunky trainers are helping his aesthetic here

His smug facial expressions are making me stabby. Dance you off. Fat fucking chance.

Ew the thrusting - ew ew ew