Eurovision 2018: Stage Invaders!

[acatcalledjohn]

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This is deffo a Trousersnake wannabe

5/10

Moldova sound like a Spice girls song can't remember which one

Spice up your life

His face is older than his voice.

If that makes sense.

This bloke shouldn’t rely on his side profile.

Sweden no! He sounds like his balls haven't dropped

Nice smile- I bet his a player though.

It's like a really cheap eighties pop video

Sweden have a Justin Timberlake sound a like , it's good

This is very retro.

He's Justin Timberlake in his dreams.

Does he have a tail on his costume??

Oh no, he's making my eyes roll..... 🙄

That young man has just rhymed Pressure with Forget Ya, so he can fuck off.

Denmark, Czechs & Moldova my faves so far.

Is he wearing platform shoes?

Anyone else think he can't sing?

Is that morten harket from aha

Yup!! Justin Timberlake all over again. Do we have a 1990s revival to look forward to?

Quite good looking. If I was ten years younger.

Reminds me of Justin Bieber mixed with Justin Timberlake.

Mate, if you're hoping to 'dance her off' you're going to have to up your game...

DS, 10, reckons he's wearing bricks fur shoes

oh dear, nasty tail wearing nightmare!

That background gives me a headache.

Gratuitous hip gyration there..