Eurovision 2018: The year of clothes-with-a-train and interpretive dance

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The first thread is almost full, so here is a new one.

This is the Madonna hair people.

I'm a minute or so behind you guys I think

Is this the one with the false technical hitch?

Bad hair, bad outfit, bad song.

Can't stand this.

Evening everyone!!
My DS 13 actually liked Spain's!!

I was quite disappointed she didn't go through @dillite

Get ready for seeing a fair amount of arse...from the woman who looks vaguely like Dawn from Gavin & Stacey.

False technical hitch? What?

You’d never make it to the end of Eurovision with any kind of drinking game. You’d be dead by song 9.

Oh no!!! The sound isn’t going to fail is it?????

This is better! Very Eurovision.

Little mix are looking rough

Slovenia - reminds me of the 90's

The lights are doing my head in

Slovenian translation
Slovenia Lyrics

Its not any better in English...

Oh I like this

Slovenia makes me feel like I’m a few sambucas down in a bad club

Full marks for hair to Slovenia!

Oh god this is dire

Poor Slovenia is going to get a chill to her ovaries with her lack of trousers

Yes , it's going to pretend to stop

Pinkyponk

my EYES

It is a bit bad nightclub in a foreign land.

Is this boring enough to justify another glass of Prosecco? 😀