Eurovision 2018: The year of clothes-with-a-train and interpretive dance

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The first thread is almost full, so here is a new one.

I’m downloading the app.

This is nothing after Dracula lord of fire.

Love her dress. But the song is a new level of boring.

So no jetting to Spain next year

I have forgotten Spain already...

She is so sweet but he has the barriers up.

Well this is boring

Anyone come up with a drinking game yet?

If this was X Factor auditions, Simon would have had her going solo in a shot.

Spain , awful should be in a Disney soundtrck

They've only been together three months.

His smile reminds me of the other mother in Coraline

They aren’t going to break the curse of the number 2 spot.

After Dracula it’s a bit sad really. And won’t last.

If Spain score more than us I shall be very upsey

This wouldn’t have qualified if Spain wasn’t part of the big spenders group, would it?

@Destinysdaughter A glug for each boring song?

My mum had a dress like that in the 70s

Ok. I was wrong.

Latvia with its Brazilian performer didn't make it through I see. Yet again I am unrepresented.

I quite liked that one

A whole month, Graham ?

Yes. Drinking game. Every time Graham speaks we have to down a tequila.

‘Yep - err - ditch the man ‘

I genuinely just yawned

I wonder if Slovenia are going to do the deliberate music drop in the final.