The River Boys are back in town...

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

@SleepingStandingUp, @CurbsideProphet et al - we filled up a Home and Away thread. This is unheard of. So here’s shiny new one - I know there are only a few of us, but keep the faith.

#bloodandsand

Anyone else think the Tori actress is a little bit preggers?

She is, she's announced it publicly so more than a little bit

Wonder if she does actually fall pregnant by Robbo?

And yes Mason is being a total dick. I get he's upset about the baby but it's so over the top.

I assume they do go ahead with the donor story then. So many avenues that can take them down in the future!
I think Tori was being insensitive and was a bit OTT sending Mason home.

Tori was insensitive but I think Mason was better off not in work in that mood.

They could just spend months hiding her bump whilst she bemoans not getting pregnant.

I do think if she's gonna bring a screaming bundle of poo into the house she should have considered moving out

I know what happens but this isn't the spoiler thread so I don't want to get myself in trouble
I have to fast forward through willow and deans tedious friendship bits. I like dean but I've never seen anyone as over invested as willows character

Jax come chat to me on the naughty thread

I had to hunt this thread down to ask why, why, why does Kate Chelsea have such terrible hair? Is the actress trying to distance herself from her Neighbours character? I can't follow any scene that she is in because I'm so distracted by it.

How good is this show?

Haha maybe it's sensible police woman hair

I can't believe that Tory was so dense in choosing her donor. Surely any reasonable person would not have asked a person who has lost 2 children and the child he was planning to raise with Kat, to be a donor.
I fear we may be in for more angsty flip-flopping about the IVF plans.

I agree...
But...

Men in Summer Bay
Her brothers
Alf, John
Pa Astoni who's wife she's been treating for cancer
Dean
Colby

I mean basically it'd be Alf or Colby is way too uptight to masterbate into a cup

I have a soft spot for Dean so would probably pick him.
Does Mason not have uni mates that would be willing to give a donation? She should have nabbed Hunter before he left really.

Night of fun with Dean? Yes.
Expecting him to turn up sober to donate? No

I just thought 'why not mason?'
Sure

*durr not sure lol

Even if you weren't his sister would you really pick whiney it's all about me Mason?? You'd be in labour and he'd get frigging sympathy pains

Yeah nobody would pick moaning Mason.
Where's Heath Braxton's Super sperm when you need it? Maybe she should ask Irene for his number.

Lord the Jasmine, Robbo, Tori thing is boring. Endless boring conversation about it.

I was thinking how lush Tori's hair is looking, wonder if it's pregnancy hormones

And more Tori, Robbo, Jasmine, yawn..I feel sorry for him, pretty sure he’s not the sort of bloke who needs this much grief and soul searching.

Poor Ryder :( I'm glad Mama Roo is back

Ugh, I really want to like Jasmine but the actress is woeful! Somehow she manages to drag Robbo down too 🧐 Their scenes always feel like a live action version of those old photo stories from Jackie Annual 🤪

My poor Raffy! Hoping this is the start of Ryddy (Ryffy? Radar??), glad madam Coco is out of the picture there. Highly realistic hospital scenes with Raffy’s own brother and sister performing major brain surgery while the rest of her family and Zoggy looked on!!

i didnt realise chelsea was kate. omg she is shiney