The River Boys are back in town...

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

@SleepingStandingUp, @CurbsideProphet et al - we filled up a Home and Away thread. This is unheard of. So here’s shiny new one - I know there are only a few of us, but keep the faith.

#bloodandsand

Did Tori actually say she was sick of waiting, didn’t sehe only decide to do the thing yesterday! She’s taken over from Ziggy today as most annoying.

I'm just catching up from being on hols.
I'm glad Ty has gone. I always felt like he was reading off an autocue.
Definitely agree that Tori has gone from deciding to have IVF to complaining about the wait times in the space of an afternoon
Brody and Ziggy don't seem like happy newly weds / an actual couple.
Hunter is a bit of a dick for having a fling with his tutor then blackmailing her, as though she forced him into it

Tori is the most boring woman ever, she has zero sex appeal and always finds something to moan about.
If you dropped $100 at her feet she'd complain she had to bend down to pick it up.

Also, I feel I missed a huge chunk somewhere, when they were talking about Mason being a Dad but young and still at Uni, they mentioned Tori being young and at Uni when she more or less became mother to them.
Isn't Justin much older than her?

Yeah but he's not the mothering type. I think it's that they're like mom and dad, she'd be the one packing lunches and drying Mason's tears

*Tori is the most boring woman ever, she has zero sex appeal and always finds something to moan about.
If you dropped $100 at her feet she'd complain she had to bend down to pick it up.

IHaveBrilloHair* 😂

So true. Old fivehead has whinged her way out of three relationships and in to a boring baby storyline, where she will clearly attempt to adopt Mason’s baby and it will all go wrong.

God Jasmine is a bad actress. The character could’ve been ok I think, a caring nurse with a bit of a spark to her, like a much better Hannah, but Sam Frost is bringing a painful stoned robot quality to it that would make R2D2 blush. I can see the Robbo actor giving it his best Logie nominee performance pretending to fancy her, but he can’t save their scenes and I can’t help feeling Jake Ryan might be a little more convincing flirting with a muscle-bound River boy than a bikini-clad woman... Just something I’ve noticed, nothing I’ve heard!

Still can’t stand Willow with her terrible outfits that look like she robbed a stall at Romford market blindfolded then added Billy Ray Cyrus’s neckerstring for good measure, still can’t stand Dean and his oddly hennaed hair, was toying with fancying Colby for a while but now Bella898 has pointed out his similarities to Worlds Apart/Bad Boys Inc/other crap 90s boyband members I think it’s died a death 😆 also he’s a total berk, which is an additional turn-off.

Ty... more like Tree with that wooden acting. Does anyone else heart Raffy loads and want her to get together with Ryder? Can’t stand Cocoplops!

Hunter should’ve left with Liv, that new googoo eyed lecturer of his is extremely annoying and also makes me feel bad for sitting around eating toblerone while they’re busy sprinting then pashing up and down the beach 😑

I always presumed Justin and Tori are close in age (early 30s?) with Brody mid-20s and The Great Inseminator Mason early 20s. I like Tori, I think she's a good actress, but she does get lumbered with some moany writing...

Jasmine is terrible. And it appears to be contagious, Robbo's acting takes a nosedive in his scenes with her. They're the worst.

I reckon I'd be friends with Tori but man I'd need coffee to get through her moans.

Jake Ryan might be a little more convincing flirting with a muscle-bound River boy
Don't tl his missus

Oh I take it back, that's a nephew not a son.... Maybe him and Coleby could get it on one night after a few too many beers...

Has it come out that Willow and Dean shoved over the institution that is Alf? Has it all been forgotten? I missed 8 days of episodes and haven't been able to catch up with all of them!

It came out, Dean took the rap, he's due in court

Ah thanks Sleeping so everyone has forgiven Dean and will provide supporting statements about his character

Tori reminds me of Rachel from years ago, the boring moany one who got together withThor Kim.

Yes definitely. Loads of potential for a strong female character, but unfortunately falls into the "whinging woman desperate for a baby" category.

Manon in Great British Bake Off has been wearing earrings that Marilyn would be proud of

Yeah they're getting there of course although John is being a dick to Willow

Yes! Go Hunter. Loved that.

She deserved that; she touched him first, during training, he told Mason he thought she had made a pass at him. Thoroughly unprofessional and still trying to rescue her reputation. Poor old Hunter.

And even if he'd started it, he knew it was her career on the line

When I see Mason's face all I can think of is Joey's "smell the fart" acting

Following the brand placement chat on the Neighbours page, have decided Jasmine was clearly employed more for her ability to look good in high end gym gear than her acting ability.

Awww thought this was going to be ring tones.

Jasmine - I wanna get physical?

Leah’s would be ‘Me Myself and I(rene)’

So with Hunter gone the late teen count is down to Mason and Ziggy who doesn’t really count as she’s married. Where is all the angst and drama going to come from now? Jasmine is giving Leah a run for her money on the sanctimonious busy body front.

Yeah and they both must be pretty much 20 any day now.
Yeah Jas having a go at Willow about whether Robbo knows about her criminal past. Ffs he lives with one of Willows closest mates, had the other one on his sofa for a while, is an ex cop and is likely to have actually spoken to John. Its hardly a secret!!

Jasmine is not too great at the acting. There's more charismatic surfboards on the show. What a sticky beak jobsworth.
Also not that interesting but the continuity today with willows ponytail while she was talking to Irene and jasmine at the house was bizarre.