EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

I'm not sure what i enjoy more. The EE banter or the blondes pics of babyblondes every so often

Mel is channelling her inner ‘Ronnie kray’
I love her references to ‘ my club’ - its not.
Is Rainie double crossing Max?
He suddenly does not seem that keen on having baby abi!
I really really hope that Halfway isn’t lying !
Please let it be true.

I think Rainie has slept with all the EE men.
I don’t recall her and jack though to be fair but he has been in it years and been a bit of a man tart in the past so it’s a possibility.,

Surely Halfway couldn't lie that convincingly. Although I don't know about cooks going on patrol? I really like him and want him and wit to be happy. He gave Mick £200,000 from that ring.

Lazymum ( I bet your not) he looked a bit sheepish that Halfway bloke.
I bet his errant bro turns up and rains on his parade!
He did help them out so let's hope it's all true.

Cooks on patrol! Sounds like a carry on film! Lol.

I couldn't work halfway out. He definitely was having a bad dream in which gunfire/ explosions were involved. But he seems reluctant to have the hero title.
I wonder if the lie isn't that he didn't go on patrol but rather he went somewhere he shouldn't maybe and caused the death of others rather than saved some children?

Yea was all very strange. No one goes on patrol by themselves. Cooks do not go on patrol at all esp if it’s full of IEDs they don’t have training. Given you spend all day cooking and food prep. That is your job.

Maybe he was off camp when he shouldn’t have been and saved kids. And or triggered explosion in first place. But then he wouldn’t get a medal he be on report.

What’s deal with his brother he’s “ not my brother”.

Did Raine threaten Nanny? Or pay her off? Can’t see her just ditching the kids like that when they are all attached. She was nice, hope she’s not going for good.

A quick google search says you can’t live with someone you are not married to in Dubai.... fact they think can just pop over there and give up jobs and mortgage. Not a problem, not to mention Patrick.

Akire, Patrick is always leaving them and drinking rum in Jamaica so no wonder shes forgotten him. plus they would have to get married first too as well,. tis true, so they cant go yet!

Halfway and Mick are getting all nostalgic for the ' old days.' then he mentions a brother - i wonder if he will turn out to be another Carter?
i still think he is lying about something though, it doesnt stack up.
' lets not go to work today, lets all hang around the pub and hear Halfway's tale '

I thought it was half whits brother who they were talking about? But he was same Age as Mik and Linda? And Mik Got into trouble with?

Thought Mik is 40 and half whit what 21? By time he would been 5 mik would have had least 3
Of his kids so hardly single man getting up to all sorts and getting drunk.

I didn't realise Halfwhit got a medal? Did I miss that?

Yeah Stuart (Stewart?) his brother who's not his brother apparently

The borther who apparently gets on really well with Mick and they are really good friends with a history - yet he supposedly knows halfwhit through Lee and the army.

Did I miss a scene with Rainie and Ingrid?

Maybe halfwits bro is Shirley’s son ? 😀

Only kidding , but this is EE where micks dad turned out to be Carl howman from brushstrokes! Who knows

You didn't, southseat - unless I did too. Rainie homed in on Ingrid in the caff, say herself down and said "So..." (or similar) then we cut to another scene. I can't see that Ingrid would be persuaded to give up a job she appears to enjoy, a boyfriend who adores her, etc after a conversation with a stranger!

Awww shucks about my gorgeous baby blondes :) 👶🏼💓👶🏼

Well done to who called jack and MEL. Who in real life is dating a 25/26yr. What a cougar !!!

The car was a good idea

Raine seems to have a brain on her ......

Halfwit story. Is he a hero or not? He doesn’t seem to like Stuart his brother

So did jay sell to max or max acquired it

Surely jay would pipe up it’s mine

Did halfwit and Whitney so whitwit 😂😂 do the feed. Seemed they did but surely it would have hurt him?

And yes watching lying by the pool while babyblondes sleeps is heaven

And yes why would ingrid suddenly leave a good job

do the feed that's a good autocorrect

Yes they did indeed do the feed blondes (I'm slightly concerned that the first food/sex metaphor that came into my head was surf n turf)

Moving on swiftly!

@budda 😂😂😂

Surf and turf - Whitney’s fish and halfwit meat

😂😂😂😂😂

😅😅😅

Halfwit is definitely hiding something! Raine and max is nothing short of disturbing,I'm dreading when they end up getting jiggy ☹️

Why is Halfway cooking so much food when the Vic is empty?

The E 20 is a joke. Always so much aggro.
Every time.

Ha in time it took Sharon and her to chat office Jack got in fight, went to hospital- got stitched up and HOME!