Real Housewives of Cheshire

[WhiteFreesias]

Dawn is still boring, I catch fast forward or catch up on mn when she's on.

Rachel is cringy.

Seema and Stacy versus Tanya and Ester; they will never see each other's point of view. S&S do think they are better than everyone else. Tbf in some respects they probably are.

Tanya and Lauren have always been friends. I can see why Tanya would be annoyed about Seema's call to arms to start to support Lauren. S&S think themselves superior and lack empathy outside of their friendship group.

I think Ashley’s already jumped the shark where cosmetic tinkering is concerned. His face is weird but it’s his ‘ripped’ chest that doesn’t look right to me. It doesn’t look at all like the result of exercise.

I do actually think Ashley is lovely though

I think Hanna is a pita. Dawn didn't even know she was upset about being called Renz until Hanna (who knows fuck all about anything) piped up. Dawn then threw her under the bus (standard).

Dawn was way louder than either Lauren or Tanya atbthe dinner. Ridiculous of Hanna to be upset about not getting to tell her story.

Disastrous rectum anyone?

That was such an ‘Look at me, I’m so cute and ditsy’ fake line, wasn’t it ihope ? Just embarrassing.

She's certainly not got the comedy streak of her DH

It was so contrived and I agree all very cutesy pie dipsy old me

She's a nice person I'm sure but a bit of a nausebox

I can't believe she is so willing to be portrayed as so stupid.
Mind you I can't believe what most of them put themselves through in the name of fame.

Feigning stupidity for fame is common place in reality tv these days.

Don’t get why hanna was getting such a hard time. She just made an observation. Anyone would think it was weird to keep saying their sons name in order to Calm someone down. Especially, when that person was going to be that child’s godmother!

Hanna clearly expected to be centre of attention when she's a bit part at best. Tanya wasn't talking more than Lauren and Dawn was talking more than anyone. Hanna didn't need to get involved. Inserting her opinion was a way of making herself relevant.

I didn't understand that whole Renz thing. Who was in the wrong?

I don’t think we were really supposed to. It was all engineered ‘scripted reality’ BS to give a storyline to make the new girl, Hanna, look like a stirrer and to manufacture fake bad feeling between Tanya & Dawn.

I used to enjoy the silliness but it is all so ridiculously wooden and obviously fake, it’s almost unwatchable now. I end up watching it in 15minute increments, I can’t do the whole hour. Given that Hanna is portrayed (and appears to be) an educated woman with her own business, proper traditional professional career and a professional reputation in a traditionally serious industry to protect, I’m amazed she put herself forward for RHOC. Yes, it might be publicity for her dentistry business but it is much more likely to paint her in a negative light, as a shallow, bitchy, gossip. Not good for her professional reputation and career, which has much more longevity than a go around the RH carousel. Baffling.

Yes, that's true. I'm surprised that she's part of the show. Apart from anything else, an orthodontist surely doesn't have the same amount of leisure time to lunch etc?

Maybe she's being paid an awful lot to stir things up which seems likely given the desperate story lines they are having to come up with. The voicemail story that ran for the whole of last season for example. The Renz thing is an all time low. I still watch it though

Agree about our Ash. He's morphing into a human Ken.

Maybe she is but as a GDC registrant she adheres to a professional code of ethics which are all about integrity and professionalism. Point 9 of the code (pictured below) in particular is relevant. Accepting money to pretend to be a bitchy gossip on tv doesn’t really fit in with that, does it?

The General Dental Council, who

Ignore last bit

Could someone explain the Tanya shouting Renz thing please?

Apparently Renz is a bit of a handful and when Dawn is being a handful Tanya affectionately (according to herself) calls Dawn Renz to calm her down Scraping the barrel or what.

Thanks sayatika sounds more bonkers now you have explained.
I don't know why I watch, it's the only reality show I've seen, found it by accident but am strangely drawn in

Just catching up on episode 3. Perla is not fooled by Dawn whatsoever and I think Dawn lecturing anyone on their speech considering how badly she talks sometimes is a bit rich 🙄

Oh I bloody love Rachel and her sister. They were just great this week. Finally we are seeing a bit more personality from Rachel and I love her standing up to bully Dawn.

Can't figure out why Dawn is so staunchly defending Hanna. She really doesn't fit in with the group and I think it an outlier like Nermina that won't last another season. It's probably be something to do with a connection with her injectable clinic and Hanna's OH that does injectables.

Tanya has always seemed a nice girl but now she's in the midde of every argument. I thought Tanya's impression of Hanna was comedy gold though!

I loved the way they talked about Nermina's showjumping round being 'amazing and fantastic' ... when she had three fences down and didn't look in control for half of it 😆

Just catching up on Monday’s episode. God knows why, it gets more ridiculous every week. Ester & her Mum are so hammy, it is unbearable.

Nermina’s H just stands around looking gormless, as a foil to her. Does he still play football professionally? I wonder if he gets stick from his teammates for it. YY to the embarrassing showjumping

WTF was Tanya wearing at her toddler son’s birthday party?! She may as well have been topless

I hope they film all the squabbling/fighting at events vignettes as a private set up, before/after the actual event hours. It’s too cringesome to think of big bitchy slanging matches at supposedly classy events.

As for the brains/tits post, that’s the sort’ve thing that’d got on Dawn’s nerves in the past. Same with the finger pointing stuff. Dawn is the pointiest of finger pointers. So much contrived drama. Must. Stop. Watching. Pathetic.

don it makes me laugh how they're all in these nice bars and restaurants, shouting and screaming at each other, and all the while people on neighbouring tables are seemingly unaware of it all.
In real life they'd be

All Tanya's falling off stuff and getting her shoe stuck in things is really boring now. Maybe it's to detract from her anger ishoos?!