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WhiteFreesias · 30/03/2018 14:14

Dawn is still boring, I catch fast forward or catch up on mn when she's on.

Rachel is cringy.

Seema and Stacy versus Tanya and Ester; they will never see each other's point of view. S&S do think they are better than everyone else. Tbf in some respects they probably are.

Tanya and Lauren have always been friends. I can see why Tanya would be annoyed about Seema's call to arms to start to support Lauren. S&S think themselves superior and lack empathy outside of their friendship group.

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FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 15/05/2018 12:41

Just catching up now - initial thoughts are that Stacey's tits are so NOT classy!!

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 15/05/2018 13:42

Omg the Way Christine Talks in that monotone voice is so so annoying. Lauren just always seems pissed. I really cant see seema renewing her vows in that way and having Christine and Ester in the wedding like that with all the times they have fallen out etc so it was just all created for entertainment purposes just like when magali renewed hers (however she only invited people she was friends with )

Scotschic · 15/05/2018 14:03

Well I’m off work today and I’m at a loose end so I’m gonna go watch it, I’m bored so...

HoardingQueen · 15/05/2018 14:36

Dawn and Lauren were just bladdered, you can tell by the way they were getting 'tired and emotional' about nothing. Lauren's terrible divorce is her probably trying to get every brass farthing out of her ex to let her lead the life she has become accustomed to whilst doing very little else, can't stand her, rough as, but love the way her accent (and Dawn's) change when either around people they are trying to impress to being all over the place when they've had a few. Nermina's face with her howling like a banshee then interrupted was very funny but contrived. No way would Seema have a re marriage ceremony with this lot if it was genuine, what was with everyone wearing white? Christine and Ester, please stop talking, we know you are both dense, you are just confirming it. Love the show ha ha !

ReggaetonLente · 15/05/2018 15:29

Ester isn’t on drugs, she’s just Czech Grin

DH is Czech, all my in laws are and live over there - it is a very different sense of humour and way of interacting IMO. I can watch telly there completely non plussed while FIL and SIL are pissing themselves over a programme centred entirely around someone dancing around in a funny hat - they go in for silliness! And like lots of Europeans they are less reserved than us - happy to talk freely about money, relationships, and ask about others.

That’s why I think Ester was burned by openly talking about her husband, boyfriend and the child conceived with her boyfriend while she was married, as well as her staying with her husband for financial reasons. In CZ that would be fine - well, not fine, but considered private family business and not a scandal - but here the press destroyed her and some of the other girls really turned of her and cast doubt on her morals.

Last night when Ester was doing some crazy dance with Seema’s sons that included lots of hip thrusting DH walked in, looked at the TV and said ‘is she the Czech one?’

Yes dear Grin

AviatorShades · 15/05/2018 18:36

@lente GrinGrinGrin
Love your DH!

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WhiteFreesias · 15/05/2018 21:59

Dawn was pissed as a fart. She was pissed off cos she'd had too many gins - I bet she won't apologize though. Nerms was fuming 😂.

I like Christine. Stacey needs to lighten up.

Poor Lauren but she dealt with the bouquet terribly, she ragged it to shreds ffs.

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Chitterchatter51 · 16/05/2018 10:34

Caught up on this weeks last night. Nerminas singing.. my god. She's like those deluded people on X factor auditions when you think, who has told them they are good and why have their families encouraged them?! The song is dreadful too. Seema's sons know it too- they made a comment and pulled faces in the episode before when Seema said Nermina would be singing, and again this week. No wonder Dawn took over- also horrific but at least she wasn't taking herself seriously.

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 16/05/2018 12:48

pluggin her song again for the renewals was so so cringworthy

Fluffypinkpyjamas · 16/05/2018 16:21

Just watching now. That is the worst singing ever from Bormina. Terrible voice and a terrible song. Thank god Dawn shut her up. Christines voice is grating.

Cherrypie32 · 16/05/2018 16:48

Christine drones, much like Fearne McCann.

Bluesue26 · 17/05/2018 10:26

Cherrypie32 - and Habbs on Made In Chelsea Smile

MrsCatE · 18/05/2018 02:41

Nermina's singing was almost as bad as Dawn Ward's daughter crooning at the cringy Rachael 'surprise' birthday party. These 'wives' have to create storylines to get press but fuck me, prize for generating an argument we whilst staring in mirror goes to:
.... Dawn Ward!!! FFS.

Chitterchatter51 · 22/05/2018 12:23

How was last nights episode? Used to love this but this series has been really dull, not even sure I can be bothered to catch up. Bring back ampika and magali!

Cherrypie32 · 22/05/2018 13:48

Terrible. Did love Lauren kicking off though and Nermina’s fake tears over how awful everyone was to her in Marrakesh

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 23/05/2018 16:09

have only watched half of this mondays, i'll watch the rest later. lauren is always very slurry and acts like shes on something, nermina just plays the victim and acts like everyone hates her.

Clionba · 27/05/2018 07:58

The goat yoga?? Confused does that really exist? It's a different world.

Ophelialovescats · 27/05/2018 08:02

It is the most scripted and contrived of all the Housewive programmes.
Esther is like a panto character. I think she just doesn't and says whatever the producers ask her because she is desperate to be on the show .
It is dire !

Ophelialovescats · 27/05/2018 08:03

Does, not doesn't!

AviatorShades · 27/05/2018 08:06

Oh yes, goat yoga really exists! It got a mention in The Archers recently, and, as every fule knows, Ambridge is a Real Place and Jill really does pop round to welcome incoming neighbours with one of her home made lemon drizzle cakesGrin

Clionba · 27/05/2018 08:14

Right AviatorShades let's sign up! I agree that this series feels more contrived. I did like Magali and the incomparable Ampika! Ester isn't a substitute.

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 28/05/2018 19:03

I might play a drinking game....
1 shot for every time Nermina goes "the other girls dont like me"

1 shot for every time lauren mentions her divorce
1 shot for every time Christine mentions she doesnt drink...

We'd be leathered! Xx

Ophelialovescats · 28/05/2018 19:45

And as for those bland no entities Royston and Whathisname , who adore Dawn and ate still not remotely funny ?? All contrived.

Clionba · 28/05/2018 20:25

So a drink as well :- every time Nick and Royston appear, Ashley is topless, Nermina's husband says anything other than a platitude, the words "boobs" "veneers" or "tightening" are said, or Rachel's husband grins inanely.....

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 28/05/2018 22:06

Haha! Yes! I wouldn't know me own name before we've got 30mins in.