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Real Housewives of Cheshire

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WhiteFreesias · 30/03/2018 14:14

Dawn is still boring, I catch fast forward or catch up on mn when she's on.

Rachel is cringy.

Seema and Stacy versus Tanya and Ester; they will never see each other's point of view. S&S do think they are better than everyone else. Tbf in some respects they probably are.

Tanya and Lauren have always been friends. I can see why Tanya would be annoyed about Seema's call to arms to start to support Lauren. S&S think themselves superior and lack empathy outside of their friendship group.

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sayatika · 14/05/2018 13:04

AviatorShades, the olive ignorance actually shocked me! I mean really, had she not eaten an olive before?

Bluesue26 · 14/05/2018 14:35

sayatika I thought that too. Surely she's had olives before. I have and I'm dead common. For the record, I hate olives. Foul things they are, foul.

Scotschic · 14/05/2018 14:44

I’m common too and I even know what olives are Grin

Yorkshirebetty · 14/05/2018 17:32

I fail to believe that Rachel or her twin have never had olives. Take a look at her husband, he's bound to have eaten them!

Bluesue26 · 14/05/2018 19:03

yorkshirebetty you can tell by someone's face that they eat olives? Grin

To be fair you can tell I'm partial to chips by the size of my arse Wink

Yorkshirebetty · 14/05/2018 19:35

Bluesue26 ha ha!! Grin I just meant he looked like a gentleman of the world, not just Cheshire!!

AviatorShades · 14/05/2018 19:39
Grin

I've not been to Gibraltar, but its just over the water from Spain, the home of the tapas, just makes the ignorance of How to Eat an Olive even more inexplicable.

And did no-one ever tell Dawn that that sushi stuff "Wot! Raw fish?" is wrapped in seaweed? She would have spontaneously combusted Grin

Not a bad outcome, actually.Wink

Yorkshirebetty · 14/05/2018 19:47

Unless they all just live on those diet shakes in between filming? Confused

Bluesue26 · 14/05/2018 21:15

I reckon Dawn survives on booze and fags. That's why she so pissed at these get togethers.
Nerminas only sustinence is draining the joy out of everyone around her.
Elegant tits probably feasts on the broken hopes and dreams of those employees on zero hours contracts.
I know I'm being bitchy but I'm tired and I've got pmt Grin

Yorkshirebetty · 14/05/2018 21:34

Bluesue26 ha ha ha!!! Grin bless you, I'm laughing out loud here!!

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 14/05/2018 21:38

If Nermina says "de udder gurls" again tonight.....

Cherrypie32 · 14/05/2018 22:25

It’s clear this wedding is literally just a ‘for tv’ moment isn’t it. Nobody really coming other than the cast who aren’t really even friends. It kind of makes a mockery of it to me and surely ITV have paid because it would be unfair to make the hubby??

Yorkshirebetty · 14/05/2018 22:31

I think that Seema's "wedding" is just for the show. Otherwise it would be quite different!

Cherrypie32 · 14/05/2018 22:37

It’s a total joke. They’ve even paid half a dozen extras.

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 14/05/2018 22:39

Even Nermina is plugging her single.....fucking cringe x

Cherrypie32 · 14/05/2018 22:51

You can almost hear the director shouting cut and setting up the next scene. If this was any of the US housewives they’d be having a mahoosive do!

MrsCatE · 14/05/2018 22:53

Unfortunately, all these Real Housewive franchises are pushing women to have storyline. Countless housewives have done wow renewals (or in new vernacular, vowel renewals) from Lisa Vanderpump, Ramona, Vicky etc. And a lot of good it did the majority!

Scotschic · 14/05/2018 23:27

I’m actually getting really tired of The Real HW franchise tbh, seasons 1 - 4 are good but then I lose interest as they become caricatures of themselves & ever since it’s become clear that the Cheshire HWs aren’t really friends outside the show then I’ve just lost interest, imo the director should have cut that question out, ‘have you seen the girls’ because they’re supposed to be on a reality show that tricks us into believing they are real friends.

flopsyrabbit1 · 14/05/2018 23:37

omg the singing

flopsyrabbit1 · 14/05/2018 23:38

dislike Stacey more with each episode

falang · 15/05/2018 06:36

Well that was just cringe from start to finish. Dawn's attempt at singing was pointless. The fake wedding vow renewal was awful, am surprised seema agreed to do it. Christine bringing up classy tits was painful, she seems a bit dense, can't think what paddy sees in her BiscuitBiscuit. I think that some of them do look really cheap, especially Esther. I wonder if they dress like that all the time or just go ott for the show.

flopsyrabbit1 · 15/05/2018 08:05

Esther looks really tall compared to the others

sayatika · 15/05/2018 09:26

How staged was that episode?! What on earth did Dawn get her knickers in a twist about? I think it's getting more TOWIE like and is completely scripted.

Did anyone else notice that in background shots when camera was on other things, Dawn and Tanya seemed to be together all the time, arms round each other etc. Maybe their ding dong was contrived too.

sayatika · 15/05/2018 09:31

Despite being mad, I thought Esther came across as quite sweet this episode. And I thought it was funny when Nermina Yawnsville's awful crooning was upstaged by Dawn's camp sing-along (although it was probably all part of the script too).

Bluesue26 · 15/05/2018 12:03

Nerminas singing was embarrassing. It was a relief when Dawn got up. The whole thing was very staged. Maybe that was the reason Lauren played up the way she did. If it was a proper do I don't think she would have behaved that way.
sayatika I have to say I like people a lot more when I'm drunk than sober. It's ridiculous the amount of times I've woken up the next day thinking why the was I talking to her last night? I can't stand her Grin