CORRIE - The one where they finally bin Phelan?!

[Frillyhorseyknickers]

We all know that the writers read MN after all. Apparently it’s on at 8.30pm this eve?

I have had no internet all week and an all consuming urge to come here and say this:

CHESNEY THE HADDOCK

The storyline was crap but the name is perfect. He looks as miserable as a dead fish, he might as well dress like one.

Wow, that’s a shocker about Jude. The writing leading up to this reveal was so subtle...

My thoughts exactly, Smeaton. I was wondering why an accountant wouldn't pick up on such a salary discrepancy.

Well you think he say not got job and then get another rubbish job to being in money. Working there and pretending is asking for trouble. On other hand I’m thrilled at new set!

Unless his parents left him loads money? They all died right?

But he'd have had to hide the inheritance and make out monthly wages were coming in from a university employer with the equivalent of SA pension/NI. Not buying it, that an accountant wouldn't notice.

Next we'll be having Angie nuzzling his neck saying 'I knew all along, hun.'

Good point!

At last someone mentioned Vinny's mum! But didn't they say she'd gone missing?

That doctor looks like Connor McGregor pre nose squash how on earth can Carla go from the lovely Daniel to him??

That was really well done tonight, even fake story bits.

I'm trying to put my finger on why the doctor doesn't "fit" and it's dawned on me-he has no personality, he's like a blank page...

He’s thoroughly unlikeable. No redeeming features whatsoever.

Yes I wasn’t aware of the plot before my time but he’s just another cantcher who don’t care about. Also on list..
Maria
Chez
Fiz
Dev
Rita
Everyone who works at restaurant
Sophie sister
Sean
Is it time for another mini bus away day?

When is Nicola's baby due, anyway?

Jude makes Sean look like Elizabeth Taylor.

Could anyone lip read what Tracey said to Steve to get him to mind the shop. I detected “lick” but couldn’t make out the rest.

Corrie has so lost the plot, I wouldn't be surprised if Nicola appears with a newborn about now! I actually felt sick watching that last scene tonight - who on Earth thought it was a good idea to show something so graphic pre-watershed? Family programme I think not!

What scene was that?

I find Corrie unwatchable (tipping point a few weeks ago, after viewing since the 70s), but check in to this thread from time to time, a bit like rubber-necking a car crash. So far everything I've read has just confirmed I made the right decision. So mildly curious about latest appallingness.

(I am however watching Classic Corrie avidly - I wasn't watching regularly in the late 80s, so it's been great to fill in the gaps).

No he threw them across room instead and screamed