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Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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fourquenelles · 28/03/2018 21:58

Here we are again

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ellenanora5 · 29/03/2018 20:35

I wish Greg would stop pointing his stupid finger when he's making a point

Wolfcub · 29/03/2018 20:36

Death pilot is looking particularly deathly now

Halsall · 29/03/2018 20:38

I'm afraid Death pilot David looks like the replicant who's been smuggled into a line-up of actual humans. There's just something not right about him.

I feel bad saying that but then again, I've just said it.

PurpleStarInCashmereSky · 29/03/2018 20:39

Urgh I wish Greg would stop gurning. Envy

Halsall · 29/03/2018 20:39

Huge x-post with wolfcub Grin

PurpleStarInCashmereSky · 29/03/2018 20:42

Relaxed happy David is not good to see Greg. It has whiffs of the uncanny valley.

Wolfcub · 29/03/2018 20:43

I think Chris is in trouble

RomaineCalm · 29/03/2018 20:43

DH thinks that Suddenly Happy Deathly Dave has found some strange herbs in the larder.

Wolfcub · 29/03/2018 20:43

God Anthony’s looks foul

fourquenelles · 29/03/2018 20:44

Nope Chris that will not do.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2018 20:44

You know the film AI? Well death stare David looks like Jude Laws character in that.
Ooo that's a beige plate there.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2018 20:45

Was that shade from Nathan there?

Halsall · 29/03/2018 20:46

OhWhat YES! That's it exactly!

Wolfcub · 29/03/2018 20:46

Grouchy I believe so

fourquenelles · 29/03/2018 20:47

Noo don't diss the Jude!

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Wolfcub · 29/03/2018 20:47

Was that code for your veg was shit?

Wolfcub · 29/03/2018 20:48

Everything is fucking beige

fourquenelles · 29/03/2018 20:48

That was a "what the fuck is this" look from Nathan

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2018 20:48

Fourq, I meant the plasticky look he has.
Fuck me that looks grim.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2018 20:48

Oh dear Chris.

ellenanora5 · 29/03/2018 20:48

Oh dear, Chris won't be staying I don't think, I liked him

PurpleStarInCashmereSky · 29/03/2018 20:49

Why do carrots need to be peeled? Baby carrots are much nicer skin on IMO.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/03/2018 20:49

Just gather from an evening of altar stripping.

Wot's 'appenin' ?

Chris's stuff looks like stomach contents from a CSI victim.

PurpleStarInCashmereSky · 29/03/2018 20:49

Chris has fucked it.

OliviaStabler · 29/03/2018 20:49

Bye Chris

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