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Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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fourquenelles · 28/03/2018 21:58

Here we are again

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squoosh · 06/04/2018 21:12

I love Tracy too. Still in shock from the time ellen cheerily announced that Charles Campion had passed on to the posh restaurant in the sky.

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2018 21:12

I'm still annoyed with how unimpressed they were with Moonira yesterday

Halsall · 06/04/2018 21:12

Faye M has been reviewing restaurants in the Evening Standard (London) for about the past 12,000 years, or it feels like that

fourquenelles · 06/04/2018 21:13

Snap Halsall. Her byline photo was stuck at her being about 25 years old for centuries.

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Halsall · 06/04/2018 21:13

Sorry fourq, yet again our minds melded there Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2018 21:13

Gross. Greg's dish looks horrible, as his so often do.

Wolfcub · 06/04/2018 21:13

That looks like a bad nappy.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2018 21:14

And the duck is bleeding into the sweetcorn.

Halsall · 06/04/2018 21:14

And I was about to say exactly the same thing about the byline photo!

ellenanora5 · 06/04/2018 21:14

Oh squoosh don't remind me, I'm still very sorry Blush Blush

squoosh · 06/04/2018 21:15

I'm glad Greg messed up there. I think Moonira might be my fave now.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2018 21:15

Moonira is wearing a wizard's shirt. That's how she does it.

fourquenelles · 06/04/2018 21:15

Grin Halsall high five!!

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Halsall · 06/04/2018 21:16

ONE plate at a time now! Pah!

Nothisispatrick · 06/04/2018 21:16

Thanks I'll find it on catch up!

squoosh · 06/04/2018 21:16

Ha ha, it made me laugh ellen. Hopefully Charles still has many pudding scoffing and scathing years ahead of him! Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/04/2018 21:17

Tom PB is the second most repulsive individual I have ever seen (the ultimate accolade goes to . . . THE GREGGGGGSTER).

That food looks awful. Bright pink and bright yellow are colours that should not be together on a plate.

Pinktransit so glad you are doing your best for The Cause.

Moonira's food looks exciting and delicious. Why do Greggg andJohn constantly shout at people to hurry up. How does distracting them at a critical time help?

GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2018 21:17

Yay Moonira. Don't ever mention your tongue again, Gregg.

OliviaStabler · 06/04/2018 21:17

Moonira! Way to go Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/04/2018 21:18

Good point Grouchy

Is Magick allowed?

squoosh · 06/04/2018 21:18

Gregg is raging at the lack of spuds.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/04/2018 21:18

Shut the fuck up Gregggg. If you want ridiculous, look in the mirror when you have your cap on. Or at any time, really.

fourquenelles · 06/04/2018 21:18

Shove them up your bum Greg(g). Stop dissing the parsnip!!

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/04/2018 21:19

I love Faye's description of Kenny's dish.

squoosh · 06/04/2018 21:19

High hopes for Naiwaman!

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