THE VOICE *** SAT 8.30pm 17/3*** We've had the battles- now it's A Knockout!

[Raahh]

Which won't be featuring Europeans in over sized costumes, sadly.

But we have Olly to play the Joker

So- 3 from each team are singing this week, and then, amid much angst (probably) the mentor will have to ditch two. I think.

And then repeat the process next week.

Here the songs they have chosen

TEAM OLLY
Lauren Bannon
Believer by Imagine Dragons

Kade Smith
Express Yourself By Charles Wright

Holly Ellison
Perfect by Ed Sheeran

TEAM WILL
Paige Young
Power by Little Mix

Tai
Jolene by Dolly Parton

Anna Willison-Holt
Master Blaster by Stevie Wonder

TEAM JHUD
Jake Benson
Sun Comes Up by Rudimental Ft James Arthur

Ross Anderson
Torn by James TW Version

Gayatri Nair
This Is Me by Keala Settle (The Greatest Showman)

TEAM TOM
Kalon Rae
California Dreamin - Sia Version

Eliza Gutteridge
Don't Kill My Vibe from Sigrid

Lucy Milburn
Gravity by Sara Bareilles

This week - first the first time in ages I feel ok but I did get out of the school trip I was meant to go on, as I ended up with a migraine on Sunday, that wiped out Mother's day and lasted til Tuesday before I felt properly human again.

And DD2 has broken her wrist, they put a half cast on it yesterday, and rang to day to say she has to go in to have it manipulated under anaesthetic in the morning. Which will be nice.

So it's all go, Chez Raahh!

One of the Muppets had been sacrificed to make that jacket RIP, Animal.

Nancy great minds

Does she know the wordsor is she just mumbling, and then saying 'Jolene'.

My ears are fucked.

a walking orange.

It’s GI Jane meets Elmo.

And it’s not good.

Totally ruining one of my fave songs.

I'm sorry it may be the double alcohol intake tonight but I am falling around laughing at this because it is beyond terrible...

JHuds head popped up like a Meerkat! Hated that!!!

That was so fucking shit

I don't like country music but I like hip hop even less. Bet Willbloody loves this!

That was fucking dreadful.

"What the fridge'?
A frozen Pea just said that, so I shall say it Monday, so I'm down with the kidz.
"Sorry, the dog ate my homework Miss"
"What the fridge" I shall answer, pulling my little woolie hat over my cool head.

Skinned a muppet! That made me lol!
Where do they buy these clothes?

I did not enjoy that.

That was awful.

Even Miley Cyrus didn't make it sound that bad. And she made it sound bad.

Lol that we all thought of muppets!

Still don't like her. Or her odd dancing

Please get rid of her.

He will keep her. Cocky little madam.

Is she going to do Islands In The Stream next?!

She’s thinks she’s an awful lot better than she is. And her glasses are stupid

I've had a message
JHud says she needs oxygen. She can't breathe in that dress

That was bloody awful. I love Jolene. Any version of that would be better than what I've just had my ears assaulted with

Cary

Wow, this one has come straight from the seventies, where did she get those trousers

I like this one - actually cant even remember her but by default she's my fav.

She’s nicked the other boys jacket.
Yeah, carry on with the exams - nobody on the voice ever gets anywhere - it’s the way it is. This is an old song.

Do any of them sing with their own actual voices? They all sound so affected.

I'm going with 'what the fridge' with my DCs too. They'll talk amongst themselves about how daft Mum is getting as usual

They are all into their orange tonight.