Masterchef 2018 part deux Greg(g) learns to tell the time

[fourquenelles]

Here we are.

The problem is its shit.
Next!

Prosecco really gets everywhere these days.

I feel sad for Jennifer now. She was so woebegone. Shouldn't have served crazy food, pet.

How do you make a tart look like vomit?

What did Ben do with the rest of the poussion (can't spell it) I hope it's not wasted, we could have made that last a whole series

“I get a real strong suspicion you are a cook”

Of course he fucking is, Gregg, you utter wanker

It’s Masterchef, dickhead

God he is such a fucking creep

squoosh, I saw a prosecco easter egg, puke!!

Why the hell are they hugging each other. Too much touching.

To be fair Taffeta, there's been plenty on who should never go in a kitchen again, for the sake of all humanity.

Prosecco easter eggs can fuck off elenanora.

Prosecco is foul. Sauvignon blanc every time, except when a red is called for.

Why is Gregg dressed as a bingo caller?

Yeah OhWhat - fucking scary to think what they weed out before this stage

Albariño here pls

Pfft they just want first class upgrades

A reprieve for the creep. But David's keeping an eye on you, Wallace.

Taffeta

Rylan and the lovely Permaloo lady

I'm with you Taffeta - my favourite white.

Dinner's gone to the dog since I can't watch Masterchef, supervise homework and cook at the same time.

Lemon Drizzle gin is going down well though.

Gregg didn't hold his spoon like a toodler, that's a first and something I've been giving out about for years, bet someone told him

I have Malbec and nuts

Raced back from DDs band, shoved pizza in them [chef], jobs a good un

Bless Pilot David. He’s not seeming blessed with Personality

Beetroot sorbet is a new one on me. Could be lovely, could be shite.

I did a roast pork earlier, think I'll stick some on a roll and have it now, I bloody stuff my face everytime I watch MC

Romaine have you got lemon drizzle gin, I like the sound of that