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Masterchef 2018 part deux Greg(g) learns to tell the time

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fourquenelles · 12/03/2018 21:53

Here we are.

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fourquenelles · 15/03/2018 20:13

Hello Wolfcub grab a pew

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Footle · 15/03/2018 20:14

Grand mariner? Hello sailor

fourquenelles · 15/03/2018 20:14

God that looks rank David

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GrouchyKiwi · 15/03/2018 20:14

Pilot is probably a good career choice for a serial killer.

Wolfcub · 15/03/2018 20:14

That purple houmous looks grim

Taffeta · 15/03/2018 20:16

I need to write in and complain about John ‘s tshirt.

fourquenelles · 15/03/2018 20:16

Ben has more of his dish on his apron that on the plate

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Marlinspike · 15/03/2018 20:16

David has made fur balls and mouldy broccoli

GrouchyKiwi · 15/03/2018 20:17

Can only hope that last expression on David's face means this will be Gregg's last series.

Marlinspike · 15/03/2018 20:17

Has David had a touch of Botox?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/03/2018 20:17

"Shit on a plate" as dh charmingly put it.
Fucking auto correct-anyway if her food is edible I'll go to the foot of our stairs.
Ceci!

Wolfcub · 15/03/2018 20:17

Pousin looks a wee bit dry

GrouchyKiwi · 15/03/2018 20:18

Sesi's dish looks OK. Good stuff.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/03/2018 20:19

Bonus points for not caring about Gregg.

fourquenelles · 15/03/2018 20:19

150% too much cheese

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squoosh · 15/03/2018 20:19

'John Torode liked it. I'm happy' translates as 'I really so not give a fuck what the jumped up greengrocer thinks'.

We hear ya! And we agree! Grin

troodiedoo · 15/03/2018 20:19

Hello all I'm late to the party. Lot of cheese knocking about isn't there!

ellenanora5 · 15/03/2018 20:20

Best kind of exercise Grouchy, no need to actually do much Grin

I had to pause so now I'm behind

GrouchyKiwi · 15/03/2018 20:20

Didn't she make her own pasta? Don't they usually rave about that?

squoosh · 15/03/2018 20:20

Hello, troodie.

Taffeta · 15/03/2018 20:20

More meatballs [yawn]

fourquenelles · 15/03/2018 20:21

My dogs have sicked up something very similar looking to Jennifer's dish.

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ellenanora5 · 15/03/2018 20:21

Ah no, I'm not having purple cauliflower, the white stuff is bad enough, unless smothered in cheese of course

Taffeta · 15/03/2018 20:21

Grin @ fourq

Car crash meatballs, love

Wolfcub · 15/03/2018 20:21

Tart looks nice