Masterchef 2018 part deux Greg(g) learns to tell the time

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Here we are.

I think Greg might be gone. Him or Chris.

Yes! Send them all home! (Except Nisha, obvs.)

Not Kenny Grouchy he can stay

Oh yes, Kenny is lovely.

Wow surprised dentist is staying

I think they admired his ideas, rather than loved the meal.

I bet Lyn is a total mess when she watches Call the Midwife.

I only like Kenny and Nisha

Glad Picard is staying.

I think the idea of ribs for breakfast was a good one. I'd have picked Lyn over runny egg with no toast

Surprised by dentist and Greg. It's all very well having clever ideas but you shouldn't cock them up.

Excellent. Reminder of who is actually in the competition. I've forgotten lots of 'em.

I like that chef chap.

See you next week!

Professional kitchens next week. Always a favourite.

Kenny IS lovely but he's like a Charlie Higson character in The Fast Show, somehow

The mass catering challenges are always my fave but they're probably a couple of weeks away.

Catch everyone next week, have a great weekend

I bet Nisha will be in the final three

Nisha reminds me of Nadia from Bake Off. That is not a good comparison.

Squoosh the mass catering episodes are my favourite too. It’s normally when there’s around 8 left I think, 4 in each team?

Sorry I missed you all last night, have caught up now. 😊

Just seen this one, put the dates/times in your diaries!

The dates and times you need for Knockout Week 2018 📅

🍴Sunday 25th March: 8:00pm
🍴Monday 26th March: 7:30pm
🍴Wednesday 28th March: 9pm
🍴Thursday 29th March: 8pm
🍴Friday 30th March: 9pm

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^^ See above for next week's dates/times.

Long time lurker (can't compete with your comedy) who thought you might like this article ...

www.vice.com/en_uk/article/vbxegm/a-deep-dive-into-masterchef-the-greatest-show-on-british-television

Thanks Romaine

@Zampa that was hilarious

Thanks Romaine. The fuck are they doing putting it on a Sunday?

That article was both hilarious and terrifying, Zampa.

Zampa That article is brilliant. Thank you.

Thanks @RomaineCalm

@Zampa love the article. It's etched with the hallucinatory pain of someone who has watched a lot of Masterchef!