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Masterchef 2018 part deux Greg(g) learns to tell the time

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fourquenelles · 12/03/2018 21:53

Here we are.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/03/2018 20:15

Tomado on tomado on tomado.
Ooo gregs looks a bit Heston.
Dust!

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:15

Very true, four.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/03/2018 20:16

Not sure John could have sounded more Ocker than he did just then.

I like baked beans, squoosh. Grin

Halsall · 22/03/2018 20:16

Mushroom and bacon dust. I’m sure I’ve got some of that in the corners of my kitchen.

Wolfcub · 22/03/2018 20:16

Basically tastes good = damned with feint praise

OliviaStabler · 22/03/2018 20:17

Coriander honey Confused

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:17

but I do agree with her re. black pudding

Et tu, Brute?

Black pudding is a noble food!

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:17

I find that Greg guy a bit knobby. Thinks he's bloody Heston.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/03/2018 20:17

Grouchy is forgiven her weird taste in food cos she is a Kiwi (say no more)
Grin I've never eaten a huhu grub in my life.

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:18

'huhu grub' sounds a bit rude.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/03/2018 20:19

Erin's went about as well as I expected.

Kenny's needs more sauce.

Wolfcub · 22/03/2018 20:19

That looks nice

Halsall · 22/03/2018 20:20

Kenny's 'own brown sauce' sounds even ruder, squoosh

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:20

The sausages look like joke poos

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:21

Grin Halsall

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/03/2018 20:21

My local butchers does pretty good black pudding, they make it flat baked in a tray up here.
Nishas egg looks lovely.

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:21

Gregg holds his fork like a particularly inept toddler.

fourquenelles · 22/03/2018 20:22

Nisha (mother of 2) is a bit OTT emotionally isn't she?

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/03/2018 20:22

Kenny's 'own brown sauce' sounds even ruder
Grin

Going off Nisha. Shame on her for having emotions.

Wolfcub · 22/03/2018 20:22

Ribs no just no

OliviaStabler · 22/03/2018 20:23

That bacon jam looks like cat sick

Wolfcub · 22/03/2018 20:24

Mushroom ketchup looks like the dogs had an accident in the kitchen

fourquenelles · 22/03/2018 20:24

Bonkers has gone.... who else do we reckon?

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Wolfcub · 22/03/2018 20:25

Dentist to go

squoosh · 22/03/2018 20:25

Erin is going I think