THE VOICE- It's been a long time coming...but the Battle rounds are here at last! ***Sat 8.30pm***

[Raahh]

And here, to pretend we remember who they are, is a list of some of the first pairs and the songs they will be singing.

it doesn't seem very many...

TEAM OLLY
CHRIS JAMES v HOLLY ELLISON
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf & Lorraine
Crosby

TEAM TOM
COURTNEY O'NEIL v ELIZA GUTTERIDGE
Fight Song - Rachel Platten

LUCY MILBURN v SIMON DAVIES
Too Good At Goodbyes - Sam Smith

TEAM WILL
MARK ASARI v LOADED SISTA
Don't Let Go - En Vogue

TAI v KADE SMITH
Stand By Me - Ben E King

TEAM JENNIFER
BELLE VOCCI v SCARLETT QUIGGLEY
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Now, if Chris is who I think he is, I think we predicted a Meatloaf song somewhere in his future

Will be interesting to see if J-Hud can resist getting up and joining in of course she will

I'm just glad the auditions are over

I've got popcorn and red skin peanuts. I'm still off the booze. This is something I need to do something about, as I'm off out 'out' next weekend for a family 'do' which I really can't get through without alcoholic assistance . So I might need to get some practice in, or I will be drunk in the first 5 minutes (or asleep) .

See y'all later .

The link above is slightly less ...ummmm... lengthy

Awful skready

The haircut

This is going to make me cry isn't it.

What the feck is this?

God this is wanky

I like it!!!

Well, this is different....

Has anyone seen Take That's version of this? An eye opener...

Dillite - is that what people did at McDonalds???

We didn't get one in our area (rural hicksville) until I left home for Uni so my teenage years didn't feature salty treats

How will she be able to tell who is is who?

It's all one shrieky note at the moment.

It’s a good thing Cobain’s dead, he’d probably like to kill himself again if he heard this

What the hell do you do with this?!

Don't doubt they have got good voices but what?

MUMMY! I"M SCARED! There are some crazy eyed women trying to kill me using their voices on the TV!

Right Nancy that is what I was trying to do....

It's like a horror film.

Like the duo more.

Bad bad bad bad bad

I hear Kurt turning - bless him.
Nirvana should be left alone. Didn't like that.

I want to laugh

Duo surely

Dreadful. Smells nothing like teen spirit

Pancake I believe that's what youngins do around here. Where I was growing up there was only 1 McD's in the whole country and it was a posh day out to go there, no fingering or blowjobing nowhere near was happening.

It was a bit unfair to put them all up against each other really.

Though it showed that Scarlett was weaker than the others , as an 'opera' singer.

My bottom set year 10 lads have that haircut. I don't get the MaccyD's connection though. I'm sooooool old.