Celeb Big Brother Thread 9 - For the love of parmesan, stop messing with the noms!!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

We just want normal noms and no BB interference.

And shopping lists and good tasks.

It's turned to shit again hasn't it

I'm cross I liked Malika before as well, she's a snake.

Shourtney and Andrew I have zero patience with.

Bloody Dapper could actually win this, pretty fitting in this farce of Year of the Woman!

I wonder if Daniel is in pre contract to Channel 5?

I well knew the women would win. BB wouldn't have wanted the men winning because that'd be Anne out. She's been more important than most of the others, so far.

Oh God I've forgotten to get cat food and now he is sat staring at me with evil in his eyes!

Daniel has a fan base I’m shocked to know. And he could win this

Ashley, STFU.

Do you really like it. No we effing don't

Absolutely no way, Dapper will win this.

I do like a neat and tidy bedroom.

Can't believe how Ann necks the wine in bed though, what ever happened to cocoa?

Shane j is literally like a limpet , hanging off Andrew

Sole - throw him a couple of Magnums, he'll be alright till tomorrow

(Disclaimer - I know nothing about cats, this may be terrible advice)

Dapper CAN'T win !

Fucking Dapper? Fgs.

I hate dapper, Shane j and Andrew

Look at Shane, he’s doing exactly what Ashley does. Gazes adoringly at Andrew and hangs off his every word

Cotch ? Cwtch

My feelings for Daniel are as my feelings towards a six month old trainer that got damp and was left in a bin liner for the duration, with a carton of spilled milk and a brie sandwich and a wet flannel.

Chipstick10 I know- puke!

Me too Chip.

They sit there bitching about the women, and take any opportunity to try and persuade the others what to think. They seem to think they are the power couple in the house. I would have loved to see one or both of them chucked out the back door tonight.

Cocoa runs the risk of staining those sublime nighties if there should be an errant dribble en

Wine would come out in the wash no bother - tis a clever choice

Andrew has no idea about cwtch. Shane J and Ashley should limpet each other, give the house some breathing space.

En and a banana.

Anyone staying up for BOTS?

Daniel will probably win. There is a history of this. The great British public hate women. Generally. Well, they LIKE men who hate women at least.

Fair point Sheldon although I can't imagine Ann having an errant dribble

Quote from the show Ann 'we've killed a good man'
At least JB will get his fee and be back with his family instead of enduring this madness.

If Daniel wins I'll be in danger of drop kicking my TV into obvlivion.
Although the winners never actually seem to benefit much do they.