Celeb Big Brother Thread 9 - For the love of parmesan, stop messing with the noms!!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

We just want normal noms and no BB interference.

And shopping lists and good tasks.

Did John sound a bit of a dinosaur there talking to Shane J?

Just in case anyone actually cares the studies show that single sex gives a better educational outcome for girls while coed gives boys a better educational outcome.

A Widdy (I'm adopting that name too now) needs a hair intervention.

Are you all watching live on C5 now?

That's very interesting bewilder.

I wish I could be as drunk as an owl. No alcohol for 17 days. I'm remembering how shit it was being pregnant. No wonder I only did it once.

Malika should do everyone's hair in there. They all look a bit worse for wear now.

Sheldon Squirrels bastards Blackadder.

Bewilderness is that still the case? it was the received wisdom when I were a gal. Didn't know it still holds true.

Dusters I took it that John just spoke the truth as he'd experienced it. Attitudes have changed. I don't think he was prejudiced at all and I do think he's perfectly comfortable in his own skin.

Am on channel 5 now, hadn't realized. Thanks. Oh, this is a repeat of what I just watched on five star actually, the task with Amanda and Wayne.

Glad to hear that Annedog is showing improvement, we're very protective of our four legged friends. Understatement, I worry sick about toldcats and dog when they are unwell

Ive got out of bed for this....

Brilliant, Amanda and Wayne have to out drama queen each other!

I need a hair intervention but it won't make any difference because I was blessed with wild hair. It's taken over 50 years of never having a good hair day to accept it

Laconic after a lifetime of trying to tame my hair I have given in to it and I just let it do what it wants, which is look a total mess.

Wayne has a fabulous walk.

At least my nostril hair is currently under control

If my nostril hair was as long and thick as my hair I'd look like Cousin It.

Sadly, my post menopausal body hair is more lustrous than my barnet

You could get work as a lookie-likey though dusters

My hair is thick and long and I have an awful lot of it. It is absolutely fabulous.

Unless the weather is damp, or wet, or humid, or windy, or scorching hot.

On a perfectly still and temperate day my hair is A.MAZE.ZING. Otherwise dealing with it is like trying to herd cats. Hungry cats. Who hate you and who bear grudges.

Fortunately there are hats. And scarves. And dark glasses.

Just realized. No I am not Amanda writing from the house.

Dapper answering Rachel as to whether he'd sleep with Malika or Jess "Both" . What on earth is his wife thinking?

Loved the Amanda / Wayne task tonight! Had me in giggles.

Didn't someone last thread say they would love to see BB give the housemates some subject cards to discuss? Shame they did it when they were all pissed and talking over each other though.

Loved how it cut to Shane L making a cheese butty while the rest of them were arguing hahaha

I must admit I was impressed with Jonny tonight and that's coming from watching him on Love Island and not being able to stand him!! Glad he stood up to Andrew who clearly didn't like it, hence all the name calling and little paddy he had.

Shane J is really disappointing me the more I see him. He seems so infatuated with Andrew that he always agrees with what he says and never calls him out on things like he does the other housemates. For someone who seemed so intelligent I would have expected him to see Andrew for who he really is by now.

By the way, AIBU to refer you back to my Shane L info? I think it got lost amongst randy schoolgirls, drunken owls and hair with a mind of its own.

I often fantasise about shaving all my hair off and buying wigs. Watching Courtney in her wigs is making me think this is a good idea.

Oh dear, have you heard that BB and CBB are both going to be axed??

www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5389047/celebrity-big-brother-axed-from-next-year-alongside-civilian-show/

Did you hear Dapper saying to Rachel on the sofa, pre-eviction, that he hoped they wouldn't be broadcasting what he was saying? Why does he think he's wearing a microphone?!

Dusters Rachel played more than a half part in that convo.
I curled my lip at both of them.

No doubt Daniel goes home and says it's all just part of the act
I get the persona thing, I get that people laugh at awful and outrageous things that they know would never happen. I just don't find him amusing at all. When he's being straight and serious he's ok and then he goes and spoils it all by reverting to type.